Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
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rosiegrewup 0
What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.
socializer1 0
:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*
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socializer1 0
:( that sucks! Way to go mom *rolls eyes*
pepsie_fml 0
that sucks
katsteak 0
but your twins......
iheartstewie7 5
I have a twin too (fraternal). My parents would also do something like that. That being said, I am the better looki...:P jk But take it as a messed up compliment. She's probably more tense/mean/pity-worthy(ugly) or they don't like her and want to get rid of her for a while.
rosiegrewup 0
What a douchey thing to do! If they couldn't afford it for both, they shouldn't have given it to one. I'm sorry, man.
jazziue 0
Did you remind your mom,the woman who gave birth to BOTH of you, that you were twins and therefore looked excatly a like. And they could have given you more than $20.
lolalovesyou 0
They could be fraternal and look nothing alike.
Sean123 0
how pissed our u
frankoisdarkel 0
maybe its a compliment? like "you don't need all that complicated work"?
christinaaa_fml 0
nice mom you got there. *sarcasm*
Lucicx0 0
thats craazy/mouthwash WTF?
juicebahx 0
What the hell? I hate when people are mean to one twin and nice to the other. Laaame.
Golden_fml 1
Awww, hopefully she'll get you something better next year?
rachelforgot2 0
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hahahahaha thats funny! so yo uare the ugly twin? but if you were identical this would be even funnier cuz my gf has twin girls but they were not from the same cell, thus looking the alike but not totally like an identical twin would (one is cuter then the other, but both are cute!)
Killer_fel 15
Who cares about your life, douche.
Skarkie321 18
You're really freaking annoying, I just read your about me thing and it only made your stupidity worse
ExplodingToaster 6
Your comment gave me cancer.
ericamichellexx 0
thats horrible