Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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Tali147 16
More than likely, if your friend knew it was you secretly dating her brother, she'd use a better word than "*****"
waratmars 10
I don't see why she should care about who her brother is seeing.
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Tali147 16
More than likely, if your friend knew it was you secretly dating her brother, she'd use a better word than "*****"
YtotsDI 0
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Or, she was just joking. My friends and i call eachother skanks and ******. All of us are proud virgins... But she was probubly joking if she knew. Or she was ranting and her brother (your bf) was saying thing you did or didnt do. Just tell her
GoingCommando93 14
She obviously doesn't know, otherwise OP would've clarified. She only said "secretly dating" and "determined to find out..." therefore one can only assume she does not know yet.
LoveMay 10
Honestly, OP deserves it for not being straight forward with her friend and telling her first.
rubberduck_of_doom 31
Why the heck should she tell her friend? She's not obligated to disclose EVERYTHING that's going on in her life to her friend. Her Boyfriend/ the friends brother can do and date whomever he pleases and so can OP. She does NOT need to ask for permission or even tell her friend if she doesn't want to!!
waratmars 10
I don't see why she should care about who her brother is seeing.
thats_my_job 11
I agree. Unless he is calling the new girlfriend a ***** to the family. I would want to know about that.
Heinousness 0
Do I know you, OP? I live in Mass and know someone doing the same thing. Where exactly do you live OP? WHERE?!?!?
Soreeyeah 17
Are u the boyfriends sister? Lol
Plante12 8
Maybe her brother is embellishing the truth of the relationship. Perhaps OP thinks the girlfriend is something she is not.
Heinousness 0
Okay, I admit. That was funny, 30. But seriously, this seems familiar
LoveMay 10
20- creeper much?
perdix 31
Because he's cheating on her with the "*****." If you can't stay monogamous with your own sister, what good are you?
lexa1love 16
Don't worry I dated a friend's brother. She was not happy at all when we told her... but she got over it. Just make sure that you explain why you didn't tell her in the first place!
snowmount07 6
*****
Ugi 27
Why are you dating him in secret? What's wrong with straightforward dating without all the cloak-and-dagger stuff? Unless of course he is married or something, in which case perhaps you should re-consider...
shannonreneee 11
Exactly, I think the she'll be more upset with the lies than the actual relationship itself.
DontClickOnMe 28
Well, if she hasn't figured it out by now, I'm sure you don't have much to worry about.
Nevereverland 8
Maybe she meant ***** in a good way...who am i kidding, no she doesnt - seriously though she'll get over it :)
iLilac 7
Are you sure that she's your best friend? How come you didn't tell her! I don't see any reason why are you guys sneaking around
TheDrifter 24
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Jealousy issues on her part? Tell her he's taken and to back off your man, see how that goes.
br0dawg 6
I think it's a matter of being nosy, not a jealous sister with unrequited, incestuous feelings for her brother.
irrevelant 10
Awww, and here I was hoping for a juicy wincest :(
Pelreskovich 11
Looks like you need to choose between your best friend and her brother. Dating a friends sibling is always a good way to ruin a friendship. Especially without them knowing about it, odds are you knew it'd upset her so that's why you kept it a secret.
idontknowyou123 0
Maybe she knows and is trying to get a confession.