Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
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Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
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brianod 0
how long did it take you to tell her?!
RuCheezBurger 10
If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.
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Comments (114)
G97Alex 21
Kirby, the pink hero, has a girlfriend that doesn't appreciate him. I NEVER thought I would write that sentence.
steelers112 3
Have sex with all her friends. She will get the hint and break up with you. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
sakforduc 0
If having sex with everyone was that easy we'd all do it.
OneNightStan 2
We do all do it...
steelers112 3
It's not that hard. Step your game up. Especially if your any good girls always be telling there girlfriends sex stories. So if your good then her friends already know and they'll want some.
drawmesunshine 17
That's gross. If my friends told me about every lay, I'd make a list of who -not- to sleep with, and I'd invest in some friends that have something interesting to talk about. That's ******* nasty.
spartan456 0
Maybe the promblem here is you if she fell asleep
cassidy110 1
feel your pain. lol
cassidy110 1
feel your pain. lol
brianalexandria 2
#36 Lmfao
sky22_fml 7
Ugh ya...sounds like she needs to go!
ZielZone 4
Maybe you should feel lucky to have a girlfriend... Apparently you're boring her to sleep
jobsman99 0
Couldn't you at least have some good break up sex first? At least play with her **** awhile.
mdtdnb 7
That might be considered rape since she fell asleep....
wd_caro 6
wake her up with some foreplay and then dump her after sex