Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
brianod 0
how long did it take you to tell her?!
RuCheezBurger 10
If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.
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Comments (114)
mdtdnb 7
"Tried?" "felt unappreciated?" She fell asleep WHILE you were attempting to break up with her?!?!?!!!! I do hereby revoke your man card for questionable actions regarding your status as a male.
MeleMallory 0
Well, it never actually says OP is a dude. They could be lesbians. :/
mdtdnb 7
This is true...
ScarletBloom 14
Wake her up and say it. She will just say "okok suits you" and eventually she will go back to sleep and ignore your next sentence.
afulks78 11
Just get up. And walk away,,,,
PrestonG95 7
At least you have more time to come up with a better way to break up with her
happy_dino 6
Write a note on her face!! Haha that'd be funny as hell!
DeLpHe3zY 7
i understand :/
MrIncredibleSME 3
Cowboy up lil doggie
trentbuchanan 0
It happens man. Just cut your loses I feel the same way
irishman1989 0
You are unappreciated buddy
gene818 13
Write a post-it note and leave her be. She'll understand.