Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
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brianod 0
how long did it take you to tell her?!
RuCheezBurger 10
If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.
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Comments (114)
chickenwalrus 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Bitches be crazy
tellithowitis 13
Put shaving cream all over her face
chickenwalrus 14
looking back that was a really shitty comment... my apologies.
MizzErikaHart 8
It's ok, u were right
Keyman1212 14
You know what's really crazy these days? All the pancake choices at IHop. ******* crazy, they have like 20 different kinds!
Choose_Wisely 5
15 - whenever i look at your pic, it looks like you have your legs spead and in the air
KiddNYC1O 22
Says the one with a half man/half unicorn/half American gladiator picture. ^ LOL
sydnee14 7
58- that was a good come back!! Lol but I agree with the op
chickenwalrus 14
53... whos pic are you looking at bro? hahaha
tjv3 10
you should just change your status on facebook and leave her a wall post and Also put it as your status up date
brianod 0
how long did it take you to tell her?!
Epic_Fail911 15
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J0gby 0
Now op knows how half the women on this planet feel.
KiddNYC1O 22
TL(zzzz)D(zzzzz)R(zzz)....
scrapmetal58 9
Friday.
Bakachu 7
So you had a speech prepared? o__o;;
Bakachu 7
o w o... This was kind of going off on the person above me's comment of how long it took to break up with her. >_< Well, I do agree that they should break up, as she seems to neglect him to the point of falling asleep.
FMLollipop 8
Y-you play Maplestory o.o
RuCheezBurger 10
If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.
flockz 20
how does a sleepy ass snore?
RuCheezBurger 10
Like a fat kid choking on healthy food?
RacerX1695 1
Celery makes your dick grow. So does lycopene, like the stuff found in fresh tomatoes, but go for Gac fruit instead.
likasumboooodi 0
the ****???? how do you sleep in like 10 seconds? well draw all over her face and write things like we are over you lazy bitch then leave oh and take some of her stuff
rexgar2000 10
I like your way of thinking. five stars indeed.
dhall30 8
She might have had sleep apnea like my dad , who if he is in the mood to sleep can fall asleep in 30 seconds.
Bladian 5
That's narcolepsy or just being tired. Sleep apnea is say different.
ohmandapants 17
Erm, sleep apnea is having trouble breathing while you sleep. Maybe your dad has that, but it's not what you described.
GothicAngel95 16
You sir/madam are a true genius but you forgot you have to do it with a sharpie so that way it's perminate and she*ll have trouble getting the ink off.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Just leave and cut your losses. She'll figure it out eventually.
saIty 17
Slap her real hard while holding a stinky trash bag across her face. Then tell her to take out the trash, cause you're dumping her.
lookhookersonu 0
That sucks sorry bro
why_R_U_gay 1
jus do her mom (if she's hot) she'll figure out...
daisyismydog 3
Good one?
LifeOnBlast19 9
Ummmm....no.
BOOSCAREDU 0
Okay, I have two problems here. 1. Your comment is dumb and pointless and 2. I don't really like your name. You can't ask someone why they're gay. It's like a gay person asking a straight person why they're straight.
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
His name is pretty stupid and ignorant.. But that does seem to be the solution for everything
drawmesunshine 17
Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're gay.
carahv91 8
I've done that before
spencerstoaker 7
Just leave her a note. There's no reason to stay with her then.
vivaladino 7
Agreed.. She is not worth your time OP
AshleighNason 24
agreed