Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
brianod 0
how long did it take you to tell her?!
RuCheezBurger 10
If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (114)
Sweet121 0
And let me guess, you didn't appreciate that?
13FMYLIFE 0
feel unappreciated? grow a pair and just be blunt about it then cuz obviously your way isn't working!
fthislyfe 22
I wish I could fall asleep that easily.
Bakachu 7
Just apply SP on that mastery! :D I'm such a nerd /shot
erinrenee1137 0
Fall asleep while she's talking about something she thinks is important. Get back at her ha.
leetackley 2
That's what I would do lol
IntoTheClouds 42
You took the initiative.
Icecream93 4
the white pencil in your picture kinda ruined it.
Clubkicker_fml 0
Just leave her there and don't call her back
poorjudgement 26
1. She was very tired. or 2. It took you too long. or both. Anyway, if you want to break up "we are done" is enough. After that you can either leave or get her attention long enough to explain your reasons, if you think anything should be additionally explained.
imabeastmofukka 5
Women these days. Cant live with em, and you cant kill em either! Wtf kinda world have come to.
daftPunKt 4
Stop boring your girlfriend, she's probably sick of you bitching. Be a man
Timmip12 9
If a girl had written this post, what would you have said?
crushedone 7
Maybe she's narcoleptic.