Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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Top comments
brianod 0
how long did it take you to tell her?!
RuCheezBurger 10
If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.
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Comments (114)
chels1994 11
tape a note to her explaining everything you would have said during the conversation had she stayed awake
purple91 8
Man up.
LilaBear 2
yeah but the question is, when did you have this conversation? At midnight? When she'd just come off night-shift? It might say something about your timing more than her :P
McNight 1
She could be narcaleptic...damn I kno I spelled that wrong
imslickzag 0
Slap that hoe into line that'll show her
ERAUPike 1
You sound like you have a V where there should be a P.
FredtheFailLord 4
Take her to a park at night, then try it. If she falls asleep again, walk/drive off.
rcbarnes 24
Brilliant!
chubby_choco 17
Case in point, huh, OP?
GeneralySpeaking 11
So much for your 11/11 wish...
Epickitty58 29
Turn into Jigglypuff. After she falls asleep, write "IT'S OVER" on her forehead backwards (like it's in a mirror) then tell her after she wakes up to look at her reflection. The least she can do is admire the creativity.