Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
brianod 0
how long did it take you to tell her?!
RuCheezBurger 10
If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (114)
woiz 11
its all about timing bro
hello_kitty_lovr 1
poor kid shes a bitch n not worth ur time
smr167 6
Dude, take a hint
LennyComa 39
Just leave her a note...
diidiimi 10
Just walk away...
dhardesty23 8
what a bitch..
808stud 0
sounds like u need to find another woman.
kris8519 0
maybe you bore her
underguarded 20
Write a note and stick it to her unappreciative face.
mattorama 15
Don't write a note, don't tell her anything. Just stop talking to her.