Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
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Top comments
33Chilidog 6
Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.
Nyx_fml 23
I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.
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Comments (154)
Nyx_fml 23
I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Ya thats pretty ******* embarrassing.
agzz21 6
What's more embarrassing is that OP doesn't know how to properly dispose his **** tissues
TheCanucklehead 22
It could have just been snot..,
DWynter 11
My first thought, too. Except I thought "hundreds" instead of "billions."
iBanana 17
It's rather frightening when you realize how many millions of little swimmers we have in a tiny tablespoon of semen. All it takes, is 1 out of those millionnnnnn. KIDS. DON'T DO IT
Krystal3408 32
God knows
Ameel_fml 19
#33 Even if they were snot tissues, he still should have put them in the bin. Who leaves dirty old used tissues all over their floor? D:
DaniPandi 22
85-My mother does. It's pretty gross.
Harvzey 18
#85 Even better, who leaves dirty old fapkins lying around? :P
rocker_chick105 31
This conversation makes me wonder how Spongebob used "Used Napkin"......
33Chilidog 6
Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.
puggypark 14
Holy crap that must be embarresing
angeluv_2014 22
Exactly. YDI for not using the trashcan... that's kinda gross.
FlyingPie 17
I've always preferred to use the toilet. The evidence is pretty much gone that way.
K410 18
Ikr ******* burn them or something -.-
Koppol 15
Exactly, that's nasty, cum on now!
iazy9 14
That's so punny!
SwaggCapone 11
YDI for being lazy OP
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe he threw them at the bin and didn't think anyone would be picking them up because who does that
Jazz_916 9
i feel sorry for your potential grandchildren....
kasso29 11
*children
NeDaroft 5
he was talking to the grandma
Spider_Web 11
I wonder if she's listening
ksks1234 33
How old are you of your mom is still picking up after you?
SammyS2012 21
my brother is 21 and when hes down from university, my mom coddles him and cleans his room. i just blame it on hispanic mothers babying their baby boys.
angeluv_2014 22
You sound like my friend Lakin- hispanic sister to an older brother, single mom (their mother)... She complains about the same thing.
Jjan04 14
Or living at home while your mom wants grandchildren...
jooyuschase 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
it'd be funny if she said "You little wanner you"
allplayedout 20
Sick op, throw out your trash so your mom doesn't have to handle your **** collection
Ki11erC 18
Nothing at all says she was correct.
Jacqui_Meowth 11
And a tissue used to catch a sneeze or blow OP's nose is any better?
Arkana_fml 14
Hahaha true that :)
hcollins1 18
12, if OPs mom wasn't correct, then he wouldn't have made an FML, he would've just simply told her otherwise.
QQmore_fml 18
Mom has a point, try to dispose of your trash better and maybe she won't get confused of what you are using them for?
Misskayfoyer 14
Lets hope she was just assuming it was that. Cause leaving that around your room is kinda gross.
Jjimen1654 9
Not to mention the smell of all those tissues. So gross.
Spider_Web 11
Nothing like the smell of **** in the morning
Carmstro 13
127 your display picture matches your comment so well...
trbuson 11
Why did your mom examine used tissues?
worldclassrager 41
I looks like she wants you to be in a relationship...but in all honesty I don't think it shouldn't matter until the time is right...
rocker_chick105 31
Thanks Dr. Phil