Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
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33Chilidog 6
Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.
Nyx_fml 23
I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.
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Comments (154)
mrtonyanderson 20
Don't be such a pig and clean your mess
gAt_d 26
Come on bro! If you're gonna us a tissue, clean that shit up!
mattrd_fml 31
why would you scatter used tissues around yiur room instead of throwing them away? ydi
ladybuglet 22
If you are over 13, you should be cleaning up after yourself. Especially if it is your "happy tissues."
BeautifulChaos27 37
Ugh... learn to clean up OP. Those tissues and where you masturbated most likely smell of cum. It kills me when my room-mate doesn't clean up well enough. Even with the tissues in the bin I can smell it, especially if I ever go over to where he does the deed. >_<
sehrgutmann 19
Dispose of them down the toilet! No trace!
damnit1989 16
This is why you should clean your own room. Are you 2? No? Clean up your messes. That's gross.
theKevmeister 13
"don't worry mom, there are plenty left" btw you can throw them away... if she decides to dig through your trash, flush em
athos1237 4
You'll go blind. Hair will grow on your palms. Bwahahahaha poor mom.
Tressa1982 18
hahahaha!