Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
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Top comments
33Chilidog 6
Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.
Nyx_fml 23
I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.
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Comments (154)
ballettillidie 8
You left it on the floor?!?!?
michelleJ11 25
Trash cans were invented for a reason, OP. With her comment though, I think she's trying to tell you something, hint hint.
benmec 18
You can also flush it
angiemarie96 25
If you want the toilet clogged with tissue..
BradTheBrony 19
You realize toilet paper and tissues are pretty close in composition, right?
ltaper11 20
I guess those were happy and not sad tissues
AtomicDiamond87 15
I think you deserve it if u can't pick up after yourself.
alycion 39
Doesn't matter what they were used for, leaving used tissues laying around is gross. Is it really that hard to put them in the trash after they are used?
Hajostek 12
You can't get girls pregnant with mucus, silly mom.
flashback.miss 28
Did she start singing, Every sperm is sacred?
olpally 33
Nice job op. lol. How many were there??? Lmao.
allie2590 31
You really wanna know?
brewmasterg 34
ONE **** tissue lying around is already too many.
olpally 33
Lol, it would complete the FML, make it that much more hilarious. Lol.
Xotoolyxo 16
The fact that you leave those 'scattered around your room' is disgusting, invest in a trash can
kpc2424 13
Glad I read the comments, that's exactly what I was going to say!
nflhomeboy 7
Is there a reason your sperm is thrown all around the room? I usually try to hide that stuff from my parents.