Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
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Top comments
33Chilidog 6
Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.
Nyx_fml 23
I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.
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Comments (154)
mbuck87 19
Hey that's gonna go really well if you ever manage to get a real girl back to your room, and there's **** tissues all over the floor. Smoooooooooth OP
DeeLaShee 13
Maybe perhaps throw them in the trash? I don't see why you would want them scattered around your room.
FrostyKittens 24
ew
ffrostay 5
Wow
Bacontree 14
Clean up your own fap-tissues!
JoseIsAdork 31
dude.. clean those up ×_× that's gross
MrPortalFan 21
YDI. Not because jacking it is wrong, because it isn't, but because you just leave the tissues around the room.
Sheh_fml 25
That's beyond disgusting.. How can anyone live in a room scattered with their own bodily fluids?
skyeyez9 25
OP sounds like a slob. Leaving used tissues all over his room.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
That is disgusting. Too much effort to throw them in the garbage or flush them? How old are you that you mother still has to pick up your room?