Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
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33Chilidog 6
Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.
Nyx_fml 23
I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.
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Comments (154)
ohhey_di 10
Why didn't you throw them away yourself... Do you really want that all over your room?
davincidasecond 24
Even if she's incorrect and it's not semen, that's pretty sloppy and nasty. Clean up after yourself for goodness' sake ...
tegraturbo2000 15
even if she is correct that is still nasty but idk whats worse that or the fact his mom is examining his used tissues
abbyycarper 13
Eww why didn't you throw them away..?
xClary12 7
That's why you dispose of her "potential grandchildren" in the bathroom.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
YDI for not following her wishes and going out getting a bunch of girls pregnant. I'm sure she'd prefer that.
Axel5238 29
Gross, if you are leaving tissues around you might want to clean the keyboard after you pick up the kleenex. You're lucky about those old stories about masturbation leads to blindness aren't true. You'd be a **** or 2 away from a cane and a seeing eye dog.
FlyingPie 17
You should throw those tissues into a cumpost pile.
blvcklvnd69 14
This reminds me of thats my boy
thatonelosergirl 20
You should've, you know, thrown them away. Nothing is wrong with masturbating, but there is lots wrong with poor hygiene dude.
DividableByZero 11
I wouldn't say your life sucks... or anyone for that matter