mc
France
Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
disgusted
United States
Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML
Cogibbt
Canada
Today, my mom found out that paper is made from trees. She read it on a garbage truck. I then had to explain to her how it's made. FML
lanikai610
United States
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
soapgirl
Philippines
Bubbles
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
Anonymous
Bakersfield, United States
What? Why?
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Imagino1234
Prince George, Canada
Today, my mother sent off a handmade Christmas wreath I made for my 70-year-old grandmother. It wasn't until after it was sent that we realized the box it was packed in was originally for adult diapers. FML
assassinmaster
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Immafail
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
luckygirl
Mix up
Today, I have a bad cold, so I've been carrying tissues around with me. I noticed our puppy had pooped on the floor, so I grabbed a napkin and cleaned it up, then threw it away. I then blew my nose with my tissue. Apparently, I threw away my tissue and used the napkin. FML
Top comments
craig0r 2
i'm no scientist, but i'm pretty sure paper is biodegradable... you know... being that's it's made from a plant.
greeneggsnsam 0
how do they...melt...?
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Comments (35)
craig0r 2
i'm no scientist, but i'm pretty sure paper is biodegradable... you know... being that's it's made from a plant.
dmj96 0
no paper is not biodegradable...it's made from slot more than a plant and if it were then littering wouldn't be illegal
TheOptimist 0
Throwing orange peels out a car window is littlering. I'm pretty sure orange peels are biodegradable too.
DoomSkuller 28
Paper is just plant. It's made from the pulp of wood
JHPugh 19
Paper is more than just the wood/plant material. In most cases they use chemicals such as bleach to get the texture right
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I lol'd.
greeneggsnsam 0
how do they...melt...?
addidas0_o 0
WTF?
gsx 0
........,
Lesiliexx 0
How the **** is this an FML? Really. .. ?
ohhsnappitsme 15
She could've been sick with a cold or allergies and the tissues probably melted while blowing her nose in public...just saying.
napiiboy 0
or this person couldve been in the process of cleaning their ass after a massive/messy bowel movement... so fyl # 7 for not putting the information together and being able to draw a conclusion. oh yea, ydi mc... dummy
kira1kira 0
I think tissues r the last thing we should make biodegradible
kamranbird 0
wash your hands...?
shnibz101 0
Lol were can I get some that's a good prank
NonExistance 0
Damn! Your tissues melted. **** your life? I guess anyone would be completely ****** without tissues.
skullbashd 3
he probaly just jacked off **** in the tissue made it melt Ito his hands