Today, I drove three hours to go to an awards ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove three hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML
Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
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perdix 31
Were you expecting a big-screen TV? This sounds like Roger Federer's FML: Today, I won Wimbledon for the sixth time. I played a 4 hour match and I got a useless cup at the end. I have five more exactly like it at home. FML.
lizzzie_fml 0
So why go?
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lizzzie_fml 0
So why go?
ISellHerbs 0
http://www.playfire.com/win-codmw2/323136393537
Asstazztic 8
Smartass is a douche
smartass101 0
I hate award ceremonies like that, I always skip them unless i know that I am getting a big awards.
alleyes 0
ohh yea? whats the last big award you recieved?
GreenHacker 0
A "thanks for sharing" from fml when he posted his comment
bean_dawg 0
lol
toch040 0
a least that's better than a crappy little pin
hetizmij 0
At least you got an award. How is that a FML? It's not about the physical award itself, but what it represents. But if you don't appreciate that you indeed shouldn't have went.
keitorin 0
dude shut up, at least you got recognized for something.
perdix 31
Were you expecting a big-screen TV? This sounds like Roger Federer's FML: Today, I won Wimbledon for the sixth time. I played a 4 hour match and I got a useless cup at the end. I have five more exactly like it at home. FML.
drummer_dude 0
If this was Facebook that comment would be massively *like*'d.
toink 0
Congratulations, OP! :D
GreenHacker 0
so what did we learn?
toink 0
We learned that some comments magically disapear here.
scateice 0
Maybe you can fuse them together and make....a BIGGER pin! :D
alleyes 0
I doubt OP has the mental capacity to do such a thing, good thinkin though
Zigster94 0
Secretly, the pin can be sold on ebay for thousands of dollars. :D
genki008 0
maybe you should listen to some amy whiiiiiiiiiiinehouse on the way home
alexg823 0
Lame...