Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" and shot his load in my eyes. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
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felidsentry 17
He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.
hunny797 5
Was that a threesome??
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Comments (109)
Tegz0rz 12
He probably thought your boyfriend was hurting you and got protective. There was this one time where my mum was dying my hair and my cat was freaking out! I had to reassure her I was okay by petting her.
manchild0225 6
I would have let you keep going and used my bb gun to get the cat away from me.
jeragonm 15
At least you hadn't gotten further and had the cat like the other guy with a cat when you try to move it of the bed it gets up claws your face and then sites on your chest.
miaeva190 6
And that's why I don't like cats, you could have at least closed your door or get rid of the vicious cat who attacks people, problem solved. Either way it's up to you, but I would never keep an animal after they did that.
Satoaoi 13
well that cat sure showed you guys
mr_sarcastic416 29
I don't see how this is an FML/FYL I see as more of a FHL
scott82 5
While looking at the cat did you get some cum in your eye
youremyperson 2
...why was the cat there in the first place?
rockybalboaaa_ 6
****
jiraii 9
Damn cats will get you every time