Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flirted and swapped numbers with an attractive married man. Later, when I texted him, he sent me a picture of Jesus and blocked me. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
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Top comments
r_bruce69 19
pray for it to stop
Zelphoric 25
"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott
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Comments (172)
Agent_Washington 3
block him
Stillo 25
Was gonna say, hey at least you are getting messages... But after further consideration, I would actually prefer to not have any messages than this. FYL op :)
Aseemdawg 18
Ever heard of the block button
alex_gen 39
Better than receiving dick pictures. Like other said, just block him, and don't give your number out to strangers.
stoych 19
Return the favour with pictures of dinosaurs and quotes by Darwin....
Vestin 18
OP is from Austria, not the USA. She'd probably have as much luck quoting the periodic table of elements.
Ichiya 29
Infact the periodic table of elements is the same everywhere. Its not like Americans have one name for carbon and Germans have another. These names have been standardized to avoid confusion from having different names for the elements. Also Darwin quotes are likely translated to Op's language for use in their science classes.
Vestin 18
#95 I was just pointing out that !SCIENCE! isn't somehow the arch-enemy of religion in most parts of the world... as OP has illustrated in #150.
janfleury 19
Block his number. Sorry OP.Better luck next time.
IWishIWasObama 12
numbers 5:24
wakemeupplease 21
YDI don't give your number to random people
swaggyswagswag 17
Block his number?
FireFighter818 16
Just block him...