Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flirted and swapped numbers with an attractive married man. Later, when I texted him, he sent me a picture of Jesus and blocked me. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
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r_bruce69 19
pray for it to stop
Zelphoric 25
"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott
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Comments (172)
Eyalsh 32
send him Pictures of The flying Spaghetti Monster! he blessed us with his noodley appendeges! he boiled for our sins! seriously though, FYL.
Austin_899 5
lol meet him at the church
NyPokeMaster 7
Block him.
Scheffy213 17
let him know that you don't want the messages or try ignoring him or blocking his number
wchil 14
so thats what they are calling it these days
Cebolamole 13
Can't decide if that's worse than unsolicited dick pics...
soccerbeast24680 8
If he's a stranger than YDI bc who the **** gives their numbers to strangers?!?!?!?
False_Stupidity 42
Just about everyone that goes to a club looking for love, or at least to score.
jwb8711 13
Send him nudes
brendejafulable 41
lol are you the one sending the Jesus pics?
LethalSeamonkey 15
Jesus, that actually might be worse than dick pics. Bless your heart.
sunny354wi 8
It could've been lot worse like d**k pics you know.