Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flirted and swapped numbers with an attractive married man. Later, when I texted him, he sent me a picture of Jesus and blocked me. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
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r_bruce69 19
pray for it to stop
Zelphoric 25
"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott
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Comments (172)
yuno_gasai_fml 34
I'd suggest not giving strangers your number in first place but why don't you block him then?
Dave_Davington 34
I'd respond with pictures of Goatse and quotes from Nick Bate.
pandalover69 26
If you find out he wasn't drunk and was being completely serious are you still gonna pursue that? If he's not drunk then you're not reading to much into them. Send him quotes from the satanic bible is he doesn't stop.
LKBogjnr1 2
write back about the flying spaghetti monster and anything he says saying how silly it is use back on him about jesus and his god
Eco193 13
send him pictures of Mexicans named Jesus
kenjenkei 32
Match him text for text with pictures of dicks, of all shapes, sizes, colours, and types of venereal diseases.
guitarki 11
For God so loved the world that he gave to man gonorrhea.
caitlin_mj 7
Just send him pictures of broccoli with no explanation
DanCastellaneta 17
Praising broccoli. I am willing to bet cold hard cash that SOME civilization worshipped a vegetable.
DanCastellaneta 17
That's "y'all motherfuckers need Jesus" to a whole new leve
vikky538 29
Ask him how to pray to god stop that bullshit.
vikky538 29
They best way stop those texts is to send a spoiler alert text. I am sure you will get a response other than quotes