Today, I flirted and swapped numbers with an attractive married man. Later, when I texted him, he sent me a picture of Jesus and blocked me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
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Top comments
Marcella1016 32
It was his wife. Looks like you dodged a bullet and he didn’t. You should...count your blessings!
Iifa 7
100% it was his wife or you flirted and he was just polite and friendly. Both ways you're in wrong to text a married man knowingly.
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Comments (11)
Jesse Duff 15
stop flirting with married men, they have rings for a reason
Marcella1016 32
It was his wife. Looks like you dodged a bullet and he didn’t. You should...count your blessings!
Iifa 7
100% it was his wife or you flirted and he was just polite and friendly. Both ways you're in wrong to text a married man knowingly.
poopface82 25
Unless he was separated, what was your end game there?
RichardPencil 32
Why is an obvious adulterer sending you a picture of Jesus? He wouldn't have given you his number if he wasn't thinking about it. He just had a change of heart (or nether organ) by the time you texted.
Yudith 28
Or he was fishing for new members for his church.
soundsfakebutok 10
scumbag
Grizz8831 14
you know there are places you can go to bang married people legitimately right... clubs for married couples who won't have their lives ruined when you **** the husband and the wife finds out. where children won't wind up facing parental divorce because someone cheated, and you won't have to worry if you straight up 50% ruined a family. I say 50% because cheating is a 2 player game.
1known 34
I don’t think he was an adulterer nor that it was his wife, just someone doing a prank.
dreams2383 20
stop going after things you know aren't yours. have some self worth. get your own.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you know he was married? If so, you completely deserve it. You actually deserve more than just being blocked.