Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
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DelugeandDrought 7
That guy is an ass. If you were still willing to give him your number after that line, it really does reflect how you feel about yourself. No one can convince you to feel differently about yourself, but I personally believe, no matter who you are, you should feel enough respect for yourself to know and understand you deserve way better than that asshole. I'm sure most people on here agree. I hope he doesn't call. Why? I hope you find someone who will treat you with the respect you deserve as a human being from the beginning to the end.
mmswag 3
Why would he come ask just to tell you he's not going to call?
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Comments (44)
mmswag 3
Why would he come ask just to tell you he's not going to call?
hellobobismyname 24
Probably to show off to his friends or make another girl jealous?
Lalala579121 28
Maybe he had a bet going on, or he and his buddies are assholes and just did it so they could laugh at OP.
trucker2 33
A dare
mzdaisylynn 12
Probably some sort of fraternity thing
GummyJellyfish 12
How would OP know the answer to that
cacheson 42
You should have written a message in numeric code to confuse him
Miss_Whipped 43
I highly doubt he would've given a shit either way, from what I gathered in the FML.
WCARlover 35
And he called and you're both in love now right? Right?
brianna1494 27
This isn't NotAlwaysRight.com
DelugeandDrought 7
That guy is an ass. If you were still willing to give him your number after that line, it really does reflect how you feel about yourself. No one can convince you to feel differently about yourself, but I personally believe, no matter who you are, you should feel enough respect for yourself to know and understand you deserve way better than that asshole. I'm sure most people on here agree. I hope he doesn't call. Why? I hope you find someone who will treat you with the respect you deserve as a human being from the beginning to the end.
anarchymaniac 22
So why would he ask anyways? And why did you still give him your number?
Ben_Dover831 19
A dare from friends and probably bragging rights saying he can get some girls number without trying.
Tomato_Cheese 22
What a jerk.
Rockinroyaltyx3 21
You deserve that one for still giving him your phone number. (Like really...?) After that line I would've told him to eff off and be on my merry way.
DravensTheName 16
Maybe op has self esteem issues. Nice victim blaming tho ?
Rockinroyaltyx3 21
He's a jerk, he'll most likely always be a jerk. But she could of just not done anything too. I understood they might or do have self esteem issues. But this won't help her at all, she has to help herself a little too.
DravensTheName 16
Way to cover your ass after blaming her lol No shit she has to help herself. That wasn't my point. It was the victim blaming part of your comment I was pointing out. No one deserves some bullshit because they don't have the social skills to say no or whatever it may be. Clearly she has to work on her social issues but to say she deserved it like you did is atrocious.
icemand90 17
victim my ass. he didnt force her, she made a choice. his choice was to be a dick, her choice was to give her number anyway. i dont see a victim i see a dick and an idiot. if you cant take responsibility for your own choives then you are the root of the problem
DravensTheName 16
Either you're too young to understand the correlation between self esteem issues and mental problems or you're just ignorant to how it works together. This is my study and profession as I'm becoming an psychiatrist. Everything is not as black and white as you want it. Maybe one day your daughter( God forbid you actually have kids) will go through the same thing and you shouldn't stand up for her because you know by your definition she's just an "idiot" not a victim. Your words not mine. While you keep living in your black and white box I will be helping these kids one day so they can be confident of who they are. Now please with all due respect, **** off (:
Demon_of_Light 27
Perhaps OP is a victim, but if that's the case, she'll never be anything but a victim until she realizes that she has complete responsibility over her own actions. Nobody can help her until she helps herself. I don't think we should be mean to OP, but at the same time, babying OP isn't doing her any favors.
DravensTheName 16
Pretty much everyone said that already. I, the poster above and the other guy said she needs to help herself. That wasn't the point I was making/arguing. No one babied her in the first place. These two were putting her down. I was just stating that clearly she has an issue with social skills/environments... ****** hell
TheLadyOpal 30
And now he's got a piece of your personal info to do whatever the hell he wants with. Good going.
bobafett892 23
Who's he gonna call? Not you apparently. Seriously though, don't waste your time on guys like that.
Tripartita 45
"Today, I worked up the courage to ask for a cute girl's phone number. I'm extremely socially awkward, so I told her she could write anything because I wasn't gonna to call, joking that I'd lose the nerve. I was uncontrollably deadpan and actually lost the nerve to explain what I meant. FML"
DelugeandDrought 7
If only more people could be so respectful. At least then she wouldn't have been so hurt by a childish prank.