Anonymous
France
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
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Wizardo 34
A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence
perdix 31
Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.
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\ 28
"Revenge" on machines? It is truly a sad world we live in. Invest in a cheap coffeemaker, OP.
ripresno 10
No, revenge is better.
\ 28
Machines can't feel pain, can they? Well unless they're turrets, I guess...
\ 28
Who said he'd be bringing it to class?
nightbirdblue 27
It does not matter. Revenge is never about the person, or object in this case, that one wants revenge against. It's personal. It's more about causing damage than pain. Plus there seems to be a bit of personification going on, which could lead to someone associating putting a dent in the machine as causing the machine pain.
Miaku 11
I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it seriously.
Wizardo 34
A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence
Wizardo 34
You misspelled 'Please no'.
Wizardo 34
I agree as well, no offence perdix... Doc you're hilarious too.
perdix 31
#39, yeah, maybe, I don't know, but perdix is still my favorite commenter. Help me! He made me write this!
Jaxx66 21
You know, Noor.... I can see Perdix doing that! But, Doc said a lot of things.... Are you sure he wasn't saying he was funnier than both of you combined? We know how he is. :P
Meettitan 14
Guys, guys, NoorFML, DocBastard, and Perdix are really all the same person.
nightbirdblue 27
They're not a person at all #79.
7yzzFML 17
LOL at the little troll face on day 2 xD Awesome
perdix 31
Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.
Redglare 8
I'd hate to see what the snack machines would dispense if the same happened.
\ 28
Perhaps defecation, #6?
perdix 31
#6, a Baby Ruth, a la Caddyshack?
a1f0sff 25
There are things that are simply not needed to be mentioned, #11.
spazz666 18
#20, don't worry, soon you will realize eating anything while browsing FML is a very bad idea.
nightbirdblue 27
#61 Unless you have an iron stomach.
strokesie 23
Time to rage.
rg350dx 29
That sounds like a stupid, super hero frat boy's catchphrase.
lincolnkite 6
Well that is how they came up with the word garage, for go rage. True story...
morbidbeauties 10
That totally reminded me of a song from Sworn Enemy :D
Brelywi 15
You should probably just bring a thermos of your own coffee and stop wasting money.
Miaku 11
You still need to buy a coffee maker or get coffee from somewhere else. Coffee doesn't grow on trees you know!
zed34 18
Perhaps it's time to call the company that owns the machine and let them know, who knows maybe you can get free coffee.
DracoSpirita 21
28 - What do you think customer service is for? And how will kicking the coffee machine fix anything?
Shmatterhorn 38
Kicking the machine will not fix it, but it might just break. ..your foot.
hnz 13
The machine anticipate your move and next time you mess with it again, it may change into decepticon.
Enslaved 38
"You failed me yet again, Starscream!" Btw: how the hell are they making Transformers 4 when Starscream was killed in part 3? Who's going to bring Megatron back to life when he's was the only one that was able to do it!?
Axipiter 24
Wait, Starscream dies in number three!?
citygirl28 11
THE MACHINES ARE TURNING ON US! To be fair Terminator made it seem a bit more exciting.
Redglare 8
Machines will always be one step ahead of you:
Talooka 10
IT KNOWS!!!
jc10x 8
make your coffee at home
Mr25_fml 14
Well, water you gonna do about it?