Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
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Jeef27 0
at least he likes you..
sicChick 0
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.
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Comments (137)
Rocksygen 0
Lesson learnt. Don't give your number to random cute guys.
Sun_Kissed18 25
He probably wasn't random, she just might not have had room enough to mention her exact relationship with him
The_Pleb 0
How long does it take you to deliver his damn sammich, if i was him id sue your ass
serenesavage 0
Chill out. he just likes you, learn to take a compliment.
kateynichole 0
i agree, how is this an FML?
crazytoaster 2
Because his a freaky, love-starved stalker. OP YDI for assuming being shallow and only giving your number to someone because he was a football player.
borabora1991 0
This isnt an FML. you liked the guy and it turns out he liked you a little more than you planned. you should be happy.
DizzyVulps 0
......what?
newmanlyman3 8
who gives a **** ya *****. you think we don't care enough or we care to much. I hope next time he calls you it is to say I am breaking up you never anserw the phone!!!!!!
littlemissxx 0
you obviously give a **** if you bother to write a comment. and this is FML. They didn't say: HEY, LOOK AT MY FML?! you chose to use FML so shut the **** up
darebear331 4
Today, I got the number of a girl ive been in love with for a year. She wont pick up my calls or answer my texts. FML
Xtra_Cheddar 3
Let's all feel sorry for you because a guy actually wants to talk to you? F*CK you!!! This isn't even an FML
hasty_D 0
ah damn, these guys stinks.
JohnnyTheFox 0
wtf girls love this shit. If he's like guys I've dealt with (indirectly, through my female friends), he will be the nicest guy for two weeks until you give in and fall for him, and then he will treat you like shit for the next 50 weeks.
puhffft 0
Girls like being treated well, we don't like being stalked. There's a difference.
Arcadia453 0
So since you're the girl, you expect the guy to call you. Because that's not a girl thing, right? And if he calls you too soon, then he obviously has so much interest in you that he would be too easy, and that wouldn't be fun at all. Then he wouldn't be the guy for you. But if he calls you beyond your deadline, then he obviously wouldn't be able to keep up with you. Then he wouldn't be the guy for you. But what if he calls at just the right time? Then you'll analyze each and every thing he says, to make SURE he's the right guy for you. And if he ever says anything you don't like, even if it's a mistake, then he's obviously not the right guy for you.
DoctorDoomed_fml 0
AMEN brother. I wish I were naiive enough to argue with that.
noahmcdonald17 0
I completely agree wit 66. thts EXACTLY what girls do. I really find it stupid that they can't see so? like it's realll obvious... I like your pic of mf doom bro
sillystyle420 5
66 Your my hero
lifesneutral2002 6
inception in a comment. whoa
Jeef27 0
at least he likes you..
kumarina 35
REALLY LIKES YOU, most likely he now knows where you live and stare at your windows every night
sicChick 0
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.
tencentsakiss 19
you girls that don't think there is a problem with that much obsession clearly haven't been in a situation like this before. it's so unattractive to be that desperate. if the op isn't answering, the creep should have gotten the message 5 calls ago. if my boyfriend of 2 years did this to me I'd yell at him, and that's after 2 years.
InfiniteSecret 20
Oh that is so cute. You think that someone that clingy will actually listen to being told to stop being so clingy. Wow you much be very young or navie or both to believe that this would actually work with a lot of people
hasty_D 0
Or you just answer him, wasn't he cute? Or you can just put him on the blacklist...
dannnn_fml 0
blackmail...? brilliant
sillyzombiekid 0
clingy much? but seriously, YDI because you could just pick up.
quinnteh 0
At 40, a star football player will be fading out of existence. At 40, a nerd/geek will be at the peak of his career and life. And somehow people respect brawn more than brains.
No_Heart 0
I have to disagree, in both cases it just depends on how good you are at what you do. I mean how much money does David Beckham make.
Subtext 10
It's a biological thing, the strong cavemen survived longer against the mammoth than the intelligent one...and thus he might be more able to produce strong and healthy children. It's the same with 90-60-90...these proportions were just an indicator on how fertile a woman is, that's why men think it is attractive. I think so too (although it isn't everything). But a wise or intelligent man always finds a way around it...like helping the local king with war machines and gaining his daughter as...payment or inventing some mystic stuff and scaring the shit out of people if they don't believe what you say...be creative!
No_Heart 0
Yes but Bill Gates is one scary mother ******, also are we talking about fame money or what here?
fireandice27 0
Athletic, good looking geeks? I wasn't aware these mythical creatures existed. Please, point me in their direction, I beg you!
No_Heart 0
Get of the computer, go to your bedroom, ones probably ******* your wife as we speak. And if you are a female or do not have a wife i still stand by this statement.
microtrd 0
I played American football, as well as studied computer science. We are everywhere.
newsgit 0
"And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the RARE athletic geek. There are only 3 documented organisms on planet Earth today. Please do not take pictures, do not feed, and do NOT talk to it. It's intelligent conversation while looking brilliantly buff may blow your mind. Move along, move along..."
sexxxtacy 0
woah woah woah. being smart doesn't make you weak. i build tesla coils and shit in class/ but hang out and play basketball wit friends in the afternoons. i'm nerdy and decently athletic.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
@ 25 I actually prefer my geeky guys to look geeky. The whole athlete/jock look does absolutely nothing for me. Mind you, that doesn't mean they still wouldn't dominate the world, just that I wouldn't date them even if they did. :p
diva1998 8
Yeah but by 40, a star football player has probably retired with millions of dollars in the bank.
Jashie 18
I am one so...
benw2200 0
so a cute guy is obviously really into you, I don't see the fml in this..
peopleslifesucks 0
the fast that he is OBSESSED with her after two hours
did_it_4_lulz 0
I bet she was obsessed before she gave him her number.
baby_gurl2405 0
wow cuttie with a..... spereation issue... look how lucky u r
Subtext 10
Start telling everyone about how small his penis is. That will shut him up.