Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
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Top comments
Conn3ct 9
So call me maybe?
Tigerblossom 19
That's just so wrong. He could have just said no. There was no reason for him to be such an ass to you and your friend.
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Comments (55)
Conn3ct 9
So call me maybe?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I seriously laughed so hard at the end of that video.
Ryan8878 21
@22 May I suggest Steve Kardynal's parody of it? Guaranteed to laugh so hard you'll cry.
Pwn17 25
22- No, trust me you aren't. I want to punch something every time that song comes on.
TheCanucklehead 22
First song I've heard of that got popular because of a baseball team
Sfaizi24 17
It was popular much b4 the Harvard parody was.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Lol, nice. That song sucks, though.
Tigerblossom 19
That's just so wrong. He could have just said no. There was no reason for him to be such an ass to you and your friend.
PuggieKid 22
Well, now you know what kind of guy he is.
TheCaramelKing 11
I don't think the gay friend would mind if he was being an ass...
PJLJ 6
Omg 31 priceless!
Bradley_Dillon 39
lol, he was probably excited.
golden_warrior 23
What a douche. He should have just politely declined.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I will be the first to say, sometimes that doesn't help. I'm never a dick when I decline handing out my number, and some girls go ******* crazy. Especially if they're with their friends. "Don't you think I'm pretty? Oh, you'll take her number not mine?" Even being as genuinely nice as possible, some people can't handle rejection.
golden_warrior 23
I agree with you and that's why i always tend to go with, "sorry, I have crush on someone and if I give you my number then I'm misleading you which is not fair to you." It has worked so far and this way both parties tend to save face.
Sweet_Meli 11
I agree , some people just don't give up. I know some girls that when getting turned down, automatically think the guy is gay. People are so self-absorbed.
Bradley_Dillon 39
15, you are a genious.
LittleBastard 20
Your gay friend must've liked that. At first atleast.
dudeofawe 15
Little bastard.
LittleBastard 20
Yeah.. Shitty attempt at sarcasm?
isallwaysme 27
a pretty face is nothing with a black heart.
caohm 18
I like this sounds right in jigsaws voice. like something he may say to a pretty girl who doesn't appreciate life or relations and is about to play a game she will never forget.......if she survives
isallwaysme 27
exactly. many people think that the movies are stupid, but if you truly think about them, they're mind boggling.
lovethesidewalk 19
What a jerk! You're better of without a douche bag like him anyway.
jessBeAqueen 13
what an asshole! plenty of fish out there. Onto the next cutie
OverBlossomed 22
What everyone else has said, OP. He's not worth it if that's what he's like. You're much better off. That guy's a jerk!
thatnucca 36
It's been raining assholes in the love and hookup section lately... *Takes note*
doit4ah15 10
sounds like the common douche.... just keep it pushing op nobody have time for that