Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flirted and swapped numbers with an attractive married man. Later, when I texted him, he sent me a picture of Jesus and blocked me. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
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r_bruce69 19
pray for it to stop
Zelphoric 25
"No! No! God please no! no! no! noooooooooo!" -Michael scott
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Comments (172)
PrinceDarko 13
That's why phones come with a block option now ?
lexwilder 16
That's like Jehovah's witnesses (you know the ones that come to your door with brochures and things) version 2.0!
russfml 31
Funny you mention Jehovah witnesses, my buddy had an issue with them coming by. he cut out a picture of a guy's face from a constipation add and captioned it I praise Jebus. Problem solved lol
shaaza 16
Why did you even give him your number?
Kamikazek 6
Presumably she was interested in him and thought he was interested in her and wanted to start something. but then... Wait, he isn't interested! Bible surprise! There's a book in his hand! And God in his eye! ...god I really need to get half year old song out of my head.
BigJoeZD 16
Oh it's much worse when you see just how deep the rabbit hole goes and find out how many YEARS old thay song really is
Eloxia 7
Thou shalt not give thy number to strangers.
Enslaved 38
Personally, I enjoy debating theists. It's sad that I know more about what their holy books say than their cherry picked verses. Want him to stop? Just ask lots of questions and have science back you up with evidence and not just his faith.
feven 32
Your non-belief doesn't come through superior intelligence. I don't usually generalize but a lot of atheists I know seem to believe this. It's actually really annoying.
Tthug 34
Enslaved, I genuinely enjoy most of your comments. I'm a protestant. I'm not a scientist, but both my parents are and I enjoy learning about science very much. I don't know if you believe in the Big Bang, but if you do, will you please give your best shot at explaining where the particles that were expanded into the universe as we know it during the Big Bang came from. Because as we all know from the law of conservation of mass, it cannot be created or destroyed in a closed system. I have yet to find an atheist or anyone else able to explain this point to me in a scientifically convincing argument. And it is generally the point where they shirk away after calling me a religious nut.
Shrike 24
Tthug: I suppose they also shirk away when you say "Oh but it's just a THEORY!" Seriously, if you really wanted to hear answers to your questions (aka long-answered fallacies), you'd do a simple Google search and start reading. Most people who get into these debates online are uneducated, on both sides. Everyone on this thread is an idiot. Especially me.
Enslaved 38
Wow, Shrike! still around? Tthug feel free to PM me and I'll direct you to get those questions answered. Just to know, I never discourage anyone to keep their religious beliefs sacred. It's only the ones that are in my face and telling me I'm going to burn in hell because I can't believe in what my rational mind won't trick me to think.
MrConcise 35
#52 - Just tell them the devil told you that he foresaw them burning in Hell along with you. That'll shut 'em up.
Enslaved 38
I don't have reason to believe in the devil either. :P Skeptical of all until-- proven.
starile 20
Warning! #19's solution may only encourage him to research and rebuttal further, as arguments never wind up with one side convincing the other! Better to send him boob pictures (yours? ****'s? whoever's! the choice is yours!) and show him that his bible texts are going nowhere. Unless... this is what he wanted all along. Gasp! Well played, Jesus-freak. Well played.
aj9319 16
I am not sure about existence of God, but I am sure we do not need to pray. Because if He's there, and if He's fair, He would not need our prayers to do good to us. And if He's unfair (which I really think), He would not need our prayers to do bad to us. I am not sure what category I belong to (atheist, anti-God, whatever), but there's no point praying, and trying to spread religion or publicize God.
TADspace 30
Send him bible versus back. Try for ones that contradict the ones he sends you. Also send Jesus henti pics. He'll love it
PhantomFollower 20
The hentai might be a touch much, but the contradicting verses idea I love. XD
Acequisitor 5
The ageless are at 666. Pretty sure that's saying something.
lil_juggalette 15
go to your local mobile carrier store and have their number blocked
austin22segars 7
And I was like oh Lord Jesus aint nobody got time for dat
brendejafulable 41
as a joke?