Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, when a discussion with my roommate veered into politics, he made it clear he thinks I'm an instrument of his oppression because I'm not a communist. I pay rent and utilities, and buy groceries. He and his wife take up most of the space in the apartment and I keep the secret that she never stopped cheating. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
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schwancy 2
Well at least he gave you the oportunity to escape before he released his crazy on you.
FarSide 23
To avoid a political argument, next time just change the subject to religion.
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Comments (66)
yuhimjesus 0
wow. fail
marinus_fml 20
politics is politics right?
mooimafish 0
go roomate
SoundnVasion 0
are you black? and does he think slavery should be reinstated?
black_knight402 0
This was an argument about who make hotter president wasn't it?
omgimdabest 0
who make hotter president?...you're probably not arguing politics much these days eh 17?
madarchod 0
maybe that's just a pretext
Jessi_the_sexii 0
politic talk always results in a fight :/
omgimdabest 0
25 is right, you probably slept with his sister and is too much of a pussy to kick you in the nuts and bury you alive so he kicks you out on the pretext that your political differences will lead to violence...really?...only people who take politics to that extreme are Muslims...ftw!
twist_of_fame93 0
I really want to say you two are idiots. but I'm ignorant so we' let it slide
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You should've kicked his ass. Problem solved.
Imsosexayyy 0
let me guess, he was a republican, right?
allenrotstein 0
He sounds like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.. haha
RedPillSucks 33
@29 Really, Muslims are arguing about religion more than politics? I didn't know that Timothy McVey, or the UniBomber were Muslim. And the people who shoot abortion doctors or bomb clinics will be really surprised. I'm sure the "Christian Identity" and the KKK and other neo-nazi groups will be shocked as well.
sexyscooter 0
democrats...nuff said
LaUruguaya 11
woke you "during afternoon nap"? what are you, a toddler? ydi.
gervat 0
this is why capitalism suck
twinmum_fml 6
sounds like a very good reason to me. it's also the funniest reason I have heard in a very long time
azhein 0
it probably will especially if he is that in to it. almost every time I talk about politics it becomes an argument.
FarSide 23
To avoid a political argument, next time just change the subject to religion.
Wtfmlib 0
yeah cause no one ever argues about religion
triggerit 5
change subject to sex...
strikeeagle 3
just wow! well u are better off without him
mama2b3 20
during "afternoon nap"? lol
Robby41169 0
haha good one
SoundnVasion 0
He's probably Russian.
schwancy 2
Well at least he gave you the oportunity to escape before he released his crazy on you.
unidentified_sta 5
Fightin' crazy with crazier
Tequila_Hilton 3
ahahaha. you deserved it, for moving in with a nerd.
Spastastic 6
1. Being a nerd isn't a bad thing. 2. Being interested in politics makes you a nerd? Really? EDIT: Although in this case, "interested" may be an understatement, this person sounds nuts.
reptarroars 7
at least he asked you nicely ...
musicmaniac925 0
reptar!!!!! = win
caralsim 0
ii
FarSide 23
No question about it. Your roommate was a liberal.
iron_chefITALY 0
politics are a touch subject for gays