Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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Comments (235)
vampirerebel 0
Haha. I seriously nearly pissed myself, I was laughing to hard... It happens though. I had a friend ask me how girls peed when they were on their periods, because of tampons. I had to explain to him that they were two separate holes. he was 19.
yay4felix 0
I had a friend ask the same thing when he was 17. But wow, OP, that sucks. What would he do if you said that while going down on him? It's the exact same thing.
DragRacer512 0
Cut the dude some slack, i mean come on because he said he found the pee hole that doesnt mean to dump him you morons, god some people are stupid.
KellykopterXD 0
aw bless xD
DenElite 0
Lol what are you a pedophile? My little sister's classmate in Kindergarden is perverted, but at least he knows the right terms at 6 -_-"
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
Way to ruin the moment , huh?
dvs01 0
When he wants you to blow him, look at his dick and frown saying "I think I see your pee hole"
Damone 0
first time looking a jayjay
dangletsbang21 0
hahahahah, that's hilarious! I would crack upppp haha
JustinBieberIsOK 0
lol pee hole! no offence but dat Is damn funny :D
redrovaa 0
Who has sex at 9. That's just a bit too young to joke about. +1 for effort though.