Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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phorcep 0
Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.
unfortunate_13 5
i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.
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Comments (93)
MrBrightsidexvi 6
I'm thinking he did that for a reason, maybe he was trying to female blueball you lol
ehaddad201 0
lol
smushies_fml 0
random much.!?
XXTandAlover76XX 0
look baby girl u better be glad ur man can make u all cum faced because a lot of women don't have that kinda luck with their men.
MsKittyKatWeber 10
wonder if he's gay...thinking about a hot dog and a dirty homeless man...lol
NadiG7 2
AHAHAHA ..AHH WELL OKAY THEN
minlip 0
this is one of the most aubsurd fmls i have ever read
TheOtherMakona 0
O.o you... bought... a homeless guy?? slavery?? so confused...
rockinroyalty 0
Awww that was nice of u op. Way to go
Honda288 2
Maybe that was his attempt at a verbal donkey punch.