Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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imcooool 0
haha I'm sorry but that made me lmaooooo! haa
CH723 0
he was trying to be funny and lighten the mood. how in ***** name does that deserve wrath ?
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Comments (146)
temescal 0
Boyfriend deserves whatever wrath he has coming to him for honestly answering the "what are you thinking" question. I guess everyone has to learn some how.
CH723 0
he was trying to be funny and lighten the mood. how in ***** name does that deserve wrath ?
imcooool 0
haha I'm sorry but that made me lmaooooo! haa
Shadow1368 17
This isn't an FML, this is awesome. I would love to have a bf who has the same sence of humor as yours. Don't be mad because he made a super funny joke. Take a chill pill. -DT
Gucci_Girl 2
Hahah. I wonder if that turned you off.
Dildo_Saggins 0
And your life is bad how? your getting laid!
SCARYMUSIC 0
idc what anyone say that's a win!
J3R3MYY 14
And ur mad cause u arent!!
me5 0
Who's arbys?
minisquid 9
Get the **** out of my office.
jacob128 4
We automatocally know you dont live in the US
michael666 7
HAHAHA that "get the **** out of my office" I always tell people when they say stupid shit, "get the **** out" and point towards the door, lmao ima say this from now on.
simawesome_FYL 0
what is that ?
nyklo 11
Fast food restaurant
elishaax 0
it's a burger xD lmao
jair_lhao 0
it's what they say in the restrouns comercial. it's a restaurant @6
extinct_fizz 0
silly girl. never ask what a guy is thinking unless you actually want to know.
tyrob911 0
it's a restaurant. picked the line from the commercial "im thinking arby's." your bf is my kinda guy. ladies don't ask questions if u don't really wanna know the answer.