Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
groom
France
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
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Canada
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Michelle C
United States
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
katiebell
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
oops
United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
cAtaLanbLoOd
Perpignan, France
Generous
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
HaliMali
Hastings, United States
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Kev
Canada
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Well he did warn you!
windfuelsfire 10
Troll homeless man strikes again!
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DooleyFTW 17
Well he did warn you!
PleaseStayChill 9
Sure he could've bought a footlong from subway, but I s'pose that's too mainstream.
crimsonprodigy 15
Should have given him 500 pennies.
LadyA13 1
Maybe he was constipated and needed the roughage.
Carmstro 13
Oh, double meanings...
free2speak 14
Why the downvotes for 77? I always buy the veggie footlong that's $5 and I always pay $5.35 for it...
TwentyFourXXIV 13
38 - Who the **** carries around 500 pennies? Lol besides it would take too long to count all that.
ebull30 3
I wonder what money looks like coming out the other end...
christyxbee 15
Honey, 38 was being sarcastic...
Onmyzephyr 5
Impossible.
boofgall 16
He just truly wanted some money to eat.
Welshite 40
Yes, impossible if he was swallowing 500 pennies at once, but I don't think it's that difficult to wad a five dollar bill up and eat it.
crimsonprodigy 15
He could have made them last, savor the flavor of each like mentos.
sirbrainiac 2
Subway footlongs are actually over five dollars after tax!
gntfmlingnow 12
77 - I've paid for a five dollar footlong with a $5 bill and no change before, so I don't think that's the case.
CrissyyyS2 22
Where I live there's tax on them damned $5 foot longs ):
BeforeItWasCool 12
Well, at least you made a homeless guy happy!
FYLminesGREAT 5
I agree, whether he chooses to buy a meal or eat the money thats his choice.
guy24 9
This post is obviously a lie. Like most of them, but this is just obvious.
windfuelsfire 10
Troll homeless man strikes again!
stolencookie 17
Guess we know WHY he's homeless though. He ate away at all of his money and savings...
iOceanus 18
Quite the literal homeless guy!
MaydayParade1476 14
45 Don't forget how he ate his house, too!
gc327072 31
Definitely wouldn't want him to take me out to eat! O_O
princessAj1 6
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
4- Did you call?
Mattsta123 5
He did what he said he would. Better than him buying alcohol
lilhellian 27
He might poop it out and buy alcohol then.
aj94w 4
For the sake of the liquor store cashier, I sure hope not.
honeybadgerr 9
This is true. Not many homeless people are true to their word. I give props to this one
LexieWins 0
He didn't buy alcohol because clearly he was already high as **** to be eating money -_-
manlaw1 3
Give him a quarter next time.
Welshite 40
Better yet, give him 500 pennies. Now THAT would be something to see.
MaydayParade1476 14
Just give him one penny... That way, he could reuse it in a couple days.
newbiehere99 6
I kinda think that's a smart way to save money ... I mean you'll get it back once you poop right?
newbiehere99 6
Fail :/ some comments sound a lot better in my head ... I'll slowly take the FML walk of shame now
Pleonasm 36
Do you know what eating involves? If you get your money intact on the other end, then you haven't gotten anything from ingesting it...
Pleonasm 36
Nevertheless, if you could actually gain sustenance from dollar bills and then turd them back out it could be a nice way to save money or reduce starvation...
Welshite 40
That's why I feed all my money to my pet unicorn; it comes out as pure gold and diamonds.
newbiehere99 6
Yes, I accept I'm faults I shall go now.
ManInTheMachine 20
Welshite: Wouldn't that be a leprechaun? I thought that's what their pots were for.
Pleonasm 36
ManIntTheMachine: You're right, it's just a well-disguised bidet to rinse the incoming gold pennies. Fire in the hole!
Welshite 40
ManInTheMachine: Leprechauns are cheeky, devious little bastards who continue to hide their pots of "gold" from me. I've followed dozens of rainbows, catch sight of the little people, but they sprint off before I can catch them. The most I've gotten from them are vulgar slurs and gestures. That is why I continue to use unicorns.
smiliecat 13
I don't know...once when I lived with my sister her dog ate the rent money. It came out in poop, it wasn't eaten away by stomach acid.
aj94w 4
55, that's because paper is indigestible. For the record, so is 500 pennies.
smiliecat 13
Learn something new everyday.
thatKidzmOm 10
Money isn't printed on actual paper tho....
Voldy_fml 16
Must've been hungry on the spot, then.
FuzzyJack 15
Well, he did ask for food and not for money.
MrSassypants 34
You would have a valid point... if it wasn't completely invalid that is. He asked for "money to eat" which is why he ate the money.
Welshite 40
So that means he's made of money? OP, tell me where this homeless man is right now. I need some cash, quick!