Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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phorcep 0
Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.
unfortunate_13 5
i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.
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Comments (93)
dealerdon 0
I suddenly want a hotdog what u get on it for him???
Sylverstone 2
Well, that was inopportune.
jagd 0
well he may be gay if he talks about wieners during sex
redrookie 0
Lolz agreed
Persephone1001 3
Maybe he loves you for your caring nature and that comes to mind during sex? Bit of a bugger about the timing though!
onepluszero 0
I think he did that because you were finishing before him... so he thought that would be a great way to not let you climax at that time.. lol..
SarahStarzz 0
agreed
onepluszero 0
I think he did that because you were finishing before him... so he thought that would be a great way to not let you climax at that time.. lol..
yuggi1 11
He didn't want to you come, obviously. Which makes me think you might be one of those girls that rolls over and goes back to sleep as soon as you reach an ******. Cut him a slack, he tried prolonging the intimacy.
22cute 17
you're an idiot. There's nothing intimate about that. He's not prolonging he's avoiding.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I thought that, too, #20. OP might have been reaching the destination too fast and leaving her bf back at the platform. Maybe not the best way to do that but if it worked...
DjeePee 25
For Gods sake, OP is a woman. Even if she came 'too' fast, she can always come again. And again. And again. And if she's not a woman that can come multiple times during one sex session, the sex still can continue. I also don't know a single woman who is too tired or too lasy to continue with it, especially because is it the guy who does most of the effort. If OP is always too tired or too lasy after she came, her partner can always communicate about it, without mention one-legged hobo's. Keeps the mood good. In my experiences, a girl need to reach her climax before her partner does, otherwise, there might be a chance it is doomed.
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly DjeePee . She'd probably appreciate being able to ****** more than once, but her BF spoiled that.
MaximilianMarche 0
# 32 = selfish
Mistery510 6
32 is very selfish...
wtfimnotgay 0
Well, do you!?
canchaser592 0
ftw.
motero 0
he probably knows when u about to finish so to keep u from getting there, he threw u off wid a completely different thing. he probably wanted 2 keep going. some girls, once they're done they just throw u right off