acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
elite
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Anonymous
United States
Creepy
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
Jayne
United States
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
my face though
Kettle Falls, United States
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Sean
United States
Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
hellokitty133
United States
Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
Anonymous
Romulus, United States
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
thestudent
Philippines
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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_Noon_ 0
OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(
itscarrie 0
ouch! that's pretty insensitive.
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DemonicAngel151 0
LOL. Edit: First...sorry had to do it.
TheTragicReturn 0
You're not sorry.
DarkKnyte 0
I thought people stopped typing "first" before 8th grade?
dudeitsdanny 10
FML has inspired me. Next time I have sex with a (at the time) virgin... I'm gonna write "First! -Daniel G" on her bedroom wall.
Reyo 2
This is a "**** you Mr. so-and-so" moment.
xhoodoox 0
Your acne is symmetrical? Freaking cool!! I mean, that sucks, FYL....
IamSpartacus 0
Hey, all the cool kids type "first" on their post! :P
NatDancer2010 0
57 cute
lizzilla8297 2
you still study symmetry?
BTheIRules 1
61- this is very "cool" indeed. Aww Perfect Symmetry.
itscarrie 0
ouch! that's pretty insensitive.
fireandice27 0
Oh and by the way, can someone please fix the symmetry typo?
Intoxicunt 6
Looks like they did.
_Noon_ 0
OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(
Veritas143 0
Well atleast some chick didn't cut off his dick and throw it out of a moving car..there's always that!
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Later, your English teacher will use your misspelling of symmetry to point out. . . nothing, really, just to humiliate you in front of the whole class. Wash your face and learn to spell (or use a spell-checker.)
realggirl 0
Really, #6!? Really!? "Wash your face?" Do you honestly not think that if just by washing their face people could get rid of acne ANYONE would still have it? This FML isn't funny at all, just sick. Report that teacher; that is not right.
Veritas143 0
He must be doing something right if his acne is symmetrical! :-P
capslockisgood 19
23 Acne is caused by oils getting in the pores of your skin, therefore, washing your face would prevent acne.
lil_juggalette 15
#94 and #6 do you not know what hormones are what they can do?
JassyJas 2
what an a hole!!! I would tell my parents to call the school and get that freaking teacher I'm trouble. teachers always listen to parents theyr scared of them I think
asafetybuzz 0
they're scared of them because the parents pay the taxes, and therefore write the teachers' checks.
Superawesomestev 0
I would complain. that's not right.
blah123blah 0
don't you mean asemetry? (probably misspelled it, but you get the point!)
jw90 18
No he's not lol. but damn OP that sucks...clear up that acne and you won't have a problem.
smartalek 2
its hard. im a teen and I work my butt off to clear my skin, but I can't. :/ sometimes u just gotta wait.
604 11
I imagine that made you a little red in the face...err..."reder"