Krissy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hangry sex
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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sandwichsex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinky
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
jessica
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
fuckadaisical
Pontypridd, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
elisimo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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BRicci17 4
At least he didn't ask you to make it.
DEzey 0
Gotta refill the calories he's burning.
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BRicci17 4
At least he didn't ask you to make it.
ClassyCommando 13
Hell, he would probably be willing to share!
Guren 0
More energy = more sexy time, I don't get why "u mad".
dc46290 8
A pastrami sandwich is the most sensual of all the cured meats
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
that guy knows his shit.
asherm 15
That's what I was thinking too
Drew7497 7
Haha very very true that would've been funnier though
thgiL 9
28- Seinfeld reference!!! Lol
Igor_g5 0
If she had said yes he probably would hav asked her to make it.
DEzey 0
Gotta refill the calories he's burning.
fashionistaelle 3
Let him!
aceman1992 9
This FML reminds me of a Seinfeld episode from along time ago.
wellnevermind 4
This is completely out of topic: what's the dress in your profile pic called? Or who is the designer? Beautiful.
bizarre_ftw 22
^quote from Seinfeld?
fashionistaelle 3
Marchesa, from spring '11
fashionistaelle 3
Also @wellnevermind, thanks for saying...I wish it was actually mine!
aliadnan708 6
The dude got hungry what is wrong with that lol
yahoowizard 16
Yeah, I mean, it is a legitimate workout
igive 29
food or secks....both!
reenkaur 7
secks?! are you ****** kidding me?!!!! o_O
ClassyCommando 13
Yes he is.
Cho_Chip_Cookie 0
o god secks seriously how old are you?? um no offence
PYLrulz 17
5 - If you are going to type like that, go to I Can Has Cheezeburger
igive 29
old enough to know what it is, despite my spelling that has offended a few.
PYLrulz 17
I normally don't give a shit if someone misspells something, but when you are trying to be cute, don't
igive 29
i wasn't trying to be cute. it was my failed attempt at trying to be funny. also, i noticed your profile pic has icanhazcheeseburgers' troll.
PYLrulz 17
But I avoid all those forums to the pictures (especially those involving animals) like the plague.
reenkaur 7
and add some homemade mayo to it in the process?! :D
chili10 18
That's just nasty...
elephantom12 9
*cleveland voice*
TheEpicMilkMan 13
no...never...ew :( i think i threw up a little thinking about a perfectly good sandwich being ruined by man milk :( thanks a lot
mel_aka_mic 5
51- The Epic Milk Man doesn't like Man Milk?? Something's wrong here..
Justforlolz 14
You all are ******* sick and disgusting. He's obviously referring to actual homemade mayo. Gawd, why does everything have to be sexual these days?
stevieb123 7
WTF your nasty
jadanoryse 11
Ewwwww >.<
jsant11 0
Give her a break she's jus bein funny good 1 btw
andrewcollins 8
Ewwww Reenkaur that would be okay if it was a girl but he's a guy! Ew...
idoam 8
I see the problem. Having his mouth and hands occupied could be disappointing.
KILLERTOAST13 4
if a mans hungry he's hungry
glee_club 0
So in the middle of having sex with a girl you would ask to eat a sandwich. You probably will never get the chance to have sex with her again. Just saying
Goatinsfriend 8
Shouldve said, "only if you eat it off of me".
Nalanie 4
I see nothing wrong with that !
auzz1_pride 9
29- That's only because your a woman....
the_wombat 6
The only thing wrong with that would be if he didn't consider the sandwich needs of his partner.