Wife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Shantwozzlah
Kissimmee, United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication tool
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
sammy18f
Brentwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
mentallyscarred
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
whatnot
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year-old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
someoneneedsassistance
Woodford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
16590
Sweden
Road rage gone feral
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
forever damaged
Wallkill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
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Jacobt24 19
He wanted you to head south if you know what I mean
jumpshot23 0
He was pretending to drive a standard. Don't take his fun away.
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perdix 31
You should have just blown it away.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
It's baaaaack...
daydreamer244 13
a little bit inconvenient don't ya think?
jobsman99 0
I think having your penis out is great. my gal loves to suck me off in the car when I drive. sometimes she gives me a hand job. she usually takes her top off and loves to go topless when we go on a trip, even if it is just a quick trip to the store. I don't see any problem here.
DjeePee 25
The only problem I see is when you lose your concentration and create an accident because of the great ******* you're receiving. And that's actually a very big problem that can involve the death of others.
sakforduc 0
I drive better while getting road head. lol
jobsman99 0
that is a good point. we usually pull over to the side of the road when she wants to suck me. needless to say, it tajes us awhile to get anywhere but she REALLY enjoys it do who am I to argue. by the way for one other commenter, we have been married a long time and we have more sex now than ever.
Sweet_Testicles 7
You are one lucky man my friend
SolemnlyLove 7
epic win
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Awesome
AcidLacedBong 5
driving especially at fast speeds in the nude is quite amazing OP you should try it.... start at night :-)
PapSmearNinja 4
he was probley just letting it out for some fresh air.
ReynshineCutting 10
I don't really see how this is an Fml. Can someone enlighten me?
ReynshineCutting 10
I'm not saying it's not, I just don't understand it so was asking for someone to explain it to me.
annagilbert 6
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