Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
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Top comments
AaronTkr 0
grandma knows how to party!
twinny_sc 13
"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."
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Comments (124)
AaronTkr 0
grandma knows how to party!
chuckychan 8
Grandmas party hard.
himynameischeese 6
Go grandma go grandma it's yo birthday!!
HowAreYouToday 34
Um.... I have no words
damadrappa 4
Grandma: "Was the bass to high?"
CathyCraaazy 8
"ain't no party like my grandma's tea party!"
kwchambers92 10
"If I would have known you were visiting I would have trimmed my antlers"
yoursucklives 36
grandma should lay off the vodka
enonymous 9
My Granny taught me how to put a condom on a banana with no hands and while doing a keg stand
kwchambers92 10
56 sounds dangerous
AaronTkr 0
Grandmas gone wild lol
KaintukeeBob 13
Geriatric jell-o shots?
chuckychan 8
@#34 epic Flight of the Conchords reference.
zachherbert 10
She's gonna turn the retirement home into a night club
aFatFuck 0
Grandmas always throw the most insane parties
ilovecookies83 0
I think the neighbors were just jealous!
ariannaimelda 7
Hell yeah they do, they have the most party experience, they know how to make it right ;)
yamatelle 19
OP is lucky to have a grandma like that. Mine is so old she saw anal beads and bought one thinking it was a necklace. Don't ask me where she got them from....
yamatelle 19
The worst part was trying to explain to her, for half an hour, why she can't wear it in public...
ilovecookies83 0
Yamatelle, your granny sounds adorable :) lol
twinny_sc 13
"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."
twinny_sc 13
"I'm sorry officer I don't see... GRANNY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON! ...a problem."
twinny_sc 13
*pants
Deeznutzhairy 7
Hands was more funny lol ;D
Pandaloverr 0
I liked hands better also . (;
insidejokeswithm 0
I thought there was some sort of detachable-hand- skeleton granny that I had missed here..
BelleBelle_fml 11
Grandma's FTW!
dstryke 0
Wow at 86 and she still keeps the party going. ROCK ON GRANNY!!
kwchambers92 10
don't rock on too hard though granny wouldn't want you breaking a hip
kings1fan 6
Sounds like grandma gets down!
Nevitt 9
oh no its okay... its perfectly normal to find a party for an 86 year old to be too loud.... hmmm.....
cheer4ever96 8
Then Grandma was getting down!! Woo! ;) lol
ElainaCutsYou 0
Must of had a lot of boos
MrSexyPants 14
It's not Halloween yet, silly.
Cereal_Is_Good 5
46 you took my joke. So I will now resort to just calling 11 stupid.
jedielf 23
You should have told the cops or the neighbour that your grandma doesn't have that many of them left, so you have every right to party on :P