Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
bdogge99
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Anonymous
College Place, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
notsoclean
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking!
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
prostate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Better than having a boner at a funeral.
theevilduchess 12
Can you say "oral fixation"!?!
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Comments (190)
julinger 0
Your dentist turns you on? Ummm, k
jacob128 4
Are you like twelve?
Googoo27 12
Are you like a dumbass?
rawrkittyrawr 6
All males get random boners unless they have ED but I'm still pretty sure they do
CryMoreFMLs 15
29 - It's worst in class right before you hace to stand up, walk across the classroom and turn something in then walk back. It's like a walk of shame.
ikickgingers 15
*edit* my comment was inappropriate, even for me.
RedPillSucks 33
Walk of shame? Unless all the girls in the class are ugly, I walk proud with my boner
Argumental_Rhino 8
It's worst when you go for gym class. Need I say more?
KiddNYC1O 22
72- I used to put it under my belt.
tessieissexi 2
lol ur life sucks
LennyComa 39
WTF the Dentist....Everyone knows it's the Optometrists that are the sexy people
sighawkward 6
Until you put your glasses back on!!
NotSuchAFunTime 9
It's okay, that cheesy mix of elevator/country/70's music turns me on too.
The_Troller 14
Lol I feel for you man it happens.
Enslaved 38
I'm picturing you as that Bill Murray character from the movie. "Little Shop of Horrors".(:
ikickgingers 15
Feed me seymore! Feed me!!
zombicidal 11
the masochistic patiant and the sadistic dentist Haha God I love that movie
DocBastard 40
That was Steve Martin.
ikickgingers 15
Anytime someone says Steve Martin my mind automatically brings up 'The Jerk' and this lamp! Ahhh I lol'd at myself, good times...
Enslaved 38
Steve Martin was the dentist. Bill Murray was the patient that got "excited" by being in the dentist's chair. (: Flash back- he even tried to steal the doctor's tools to remember the experience. Lol
ajmacrae 5
That's like the shortest fml ever.
yrkamurka 4
Uh oh!
EwanSmith 2
did you get excited when he said he was going to put his drill in your mouth?