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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

theevilduchess 12

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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Jimboom 12

Mmm. So when you get drilled hard in the mouth you get a hard on huh? Says a lot about you. ;-)

Person1233 13

Getting drilled in the mouth IS a turn on for many. Don't hide your feelings ;)

daydreamer244 13

Oh gosh. Did she notice!?

rberry88 4

At least you didn't wake up with your pants around your ankles.

david12z 0

It's ok man my dentist is very hot she filled my teeth and I filled her... Other places ha ha :)

texas_redneck88 10

Giggity

perdix 31

My dentist always has the hottest hygienists, so popping boners in the chair is one of the reasons I go every six months!

Enslaved 38

And yet you still have a dirty mouth! Lol JK

perdix 31

Haha! But I'd need brain surgery to clean that up. They always raise an eyebrow when I ask for six or seven extra capes.

HomeAl0ne 20

Exactly my experience for several years! They'd lean in against my arm resting on the chair and press their mound against it. "Nurse, prepare the patient for an erection. I mean extraction."

ChantelRenaeee 0

They should take it as a compliment!

starwind3438 9

Today, I had a hell of a time tapping on this FML on my phone. FML

Shrike 24

let me guess, iPhone user? throw some money at the problem, it's what you people are good at after all :D

starwind3438 9

49 First off, this was a birthday present from my parents. Second, I'm on social security. I don't have that kind of money to throw around. **** you. Dick.

MwahFMLS 6

Hahah, I feel ya. the exact thing happened to me. it kept going to categories or YDI/FYL

MwahFMLS 6

Hahah, I feel ya. the exact thing happened to me. it kept going to categories or YDI/FYL

MwahFMLS 6

Hahah, I feel ya. the exact thing happened to me. it kept going to categories or YDI/FYL

ikickgingers 15

Hmm same here just click the post prior and hit the arrow for up. Problem solved. Disaster averted. Wow, I need a pat on the back.

RedPillSucks 33

Sure. Don't mind me if you hear an unzip sound while I pat your,..., erm, .., your back.

SummerFever 8

******* hell starwind, I'm on my iPod and I tapped it just fine. Either you have fat fingers or you have the coordination of a retarded platypus.

starwind3438 9

It was the very top one you fucktard. When you saw it must have been buried by a few.

keeks46 12

I have an iPhone. We're not dumbasses

icic6772 0

Someone likes oral.

hobosapien081 10

wow, shortest FML I've seen, FYL...