Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my housemate blew chunks all over the freshly-painted walls in the bathroom. The paint was still wet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohshit
Canada
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Spelit
United States
Remodeling
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Heather
United Kingdom
Silly idiot
Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML
Sickasadog
United States
Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML
notyourcleaner
Puchong, Malaysia
Living the dream
Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
Anonymous
Geyser Söze
Today, I found out why my B&B host looked so pissed this morning. I remember having too much red wine and puking out the window last night. Turns out the lampshade underneath the window spread my puke all over the freshly painted wall. FML
deeenalynn
Canada
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
PaintedBum
Taint
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
Anonymous
Germany
College life
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
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Dide9872 19
That's awful, but I'm a little curious what that would look like when it dries.
Tripartita 45
Just tell all who see it that you're a huge Jackson Pollock fan. They'll be envious of your amazing tribute.
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Sady_Ct 38
I'm wondering how anyone could deserve this.
Tripartita 45
Just tell all who see it that you're a huge Jackson Pollock fan. They'll be envious of your amazing tribute.
Dide9872 19
That's awful, but I'm a little curious what that would look like when it dries.
darshini_ii 24
Glad it's just the bathroom. I mean, not the first thing everyone's going to see now, is it.
RichardPencil 32
Paint over it and enjoy the unique texturing while trapping the stench.
Schuyler16 17
Who's chunks?
Moskaaa7 26
Make your roommate paint over it. Preferably in pink.
OysterPearls 33
Am I the only one that can never see the pictures that go with these FMLs?
OysterPearls 33
Edit: it finally showed up, just took forever. Now what I'm not seeing is an edit comment option...
LyricaSilvan 30
Good luck. The comment editor has been busted for months, and the mods refuse to fix it.
Eashy 16
you cannot edit comments after 2 minutes
jcash52426 5
As long as your roommate cleans it up it no big deal you can just repaint it. People get sick. As Forrest Gump says "SHIT HAPPENS"
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um how does one explain this to the landlord. "hi it's 304 um could you send Maintenance up to repaint the bathroom my roommate had an accident." Landlord "I told you no pets was it a dog? gator?"