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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
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Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Better than having a boner at a funeral.
theevilduchess 12
Can you say "oral fixation"!?!
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Comments (190)
dorkyprincess 1
Today some weird guy got a boner will I was drilling his teeth...weird:D
ThatAkwardMoment 2
S&M?
parduezs 6
Better than having one as your female doctor checked if everything was "healthy"
AnthonyN 5
Been there, done that.
Rowen37 0
Can u say easy ...
ppl2ppl 4
Bahahaha ooh kinky much? ;D hahaha still though that sucks hopefully your dentist wasn't a dude...be kinda awkward then....
spartan456 0
I did to at my dentist let's just say hot tall blond hygienist ;) thank go for hevy jacket and baggy pants :)
bbiiaattcchh13 1
I wonder what happens when you go to the doctor
KevinSerenade 0
If only their are "Happy Endings" for dentist appointments
gamenick94 1
That's happen to me before