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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

theevilduchess 12

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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muhilrashid 4

Was the dentist male or female ?

Hubner24 11

must have been her rack on your shoulder and u looking her down scrubs! if true u shouldn't be embarrassed if it was a guy FYL!

curlyfry2015 0

That was YOU?!

qtips402 7

bwahahahah nice one :D

Rene_North 1

I like these posts because it is so short and serious you bust out laughing.

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Yeah, this is what a FML should be. When I saw this, I laughed my damn ass off for a minute.

mnscrewup 0

It happens, you just have to be confident about it afterwards...

heartlessj 8

Probably had Jennifer Aniston as ur dentist:]

shitwit2234 0

i hate wen that hapens and makes the awkwarest moment. especially wen you get them for no reason

alannah1988 4

How do guys get boners so easily? Like.. Are you constantly Horney? I really don't understand.

mplan68 7

Erections are connected to the autonomic nervous system, which controls things we don't have to think about conciously, such as heart beat, or blood pressure. This means we have no more control over it, than we do over our heart beating, or reflexes, like what we'd do if someone stabbed you in the arm, or flinching from the pain from being set on fire. In short, we have no concious control over it, otherwise, guys could look at whatever they wanted that was visually stimulating, whenever they wanted with no worry, which is why things like that are only done in private. If a guy were tied down and told he'd be shot in the head if he gets a boner, and is then shown ****, he would die. Random boners happen all the time becasue of hormonal spikes, and all kinds of things out side of our control. Do you really think we'd do something in public in our control, that would embarrass us, unless we couldn't help what happens?

Sionnach 10

tl;dr Yes, we're horny all the time. Was that so difficult?

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Teenage boys are especially horny. They think about sex 10,000 times a day, as opposed to the 9,000 times a day for an adult man.....or it might just be me. >_>

NAAMxLOOS 11

That's not just you....or it might just be us two. >_>

chocomilkshake 5

I've been confused by that too actually...thanks. Is there really no way of controlling it even if it was like some spartan method...? I'm just thinking about this historically, I mean, before jeans and such, it must've been super-inconvenient. Maybe thats why there were so many wars pahahahaha

Sionnach 10

So who got drilled in the end?

GameOver008 1

Did he/she give u a shot down there? :P