Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
bdogge99
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Anonymous
College Place, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
notsoclean
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop talking!
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
prostate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Top comments
Nikkitaria 9
Better than having a boner at a funeral.
theevilduchess 12
Can you say "oral fixation"!?!
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Comments (190)
KiddNYC1O 22
Man, all those tools!
cellar_door_06 0
Congrats you're a man and got a random boner, it happens... A lot. You might want to get used to it. Lol it's not the end of the world.
harrieslinger 17
guess u had a real "stiffy" boner. hope 4 u he "drilled"u well! =) gargle baby gargle!
ohSNAPyall 27
Drill, baby, drill!
ohSNAPyall 27
Every1luvsboners.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
I don't blame you, the dental hygienists that work at my dentist are all super hot.
desertpunk75 11
Allergic to gas and afraid of needles are you?
jsprackman 11
Funny cuzz im reading this fml while waiting fo my dentist
garnerlover 0
Horrible bosses!
imthatguythatdid 0
All i can think of right now is Horrible Bosses