Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Reasonable dude
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Run for the hills
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Are you kidding me right now?
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Never again
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Good luck
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Niles Crane wannabe
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
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the_enigma1019 1
Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.
Leadamp 7
Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody
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hockeychick27 5
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YDI for meeting up with someone from online, what did you expect?
newbiehere99 6
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Some people are not the same in person as they claim to be online.
Wani_fml 12
My most recent girlfriend, I met online and she's one of the most lovely people I've ever met and is the only one of my ex's I still keep in regular contact with. Not all people you meet online are idiots or jerks. Still, the guy this FML is about seems like someone who takes sammich jokes far, far too seriously and is hopefully having plenty of difficulty figuring out why he can't get a girlfriend.
RadikulRam 16
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#1, you're online right now. Do you see where I am going with this, or do you require further explanation?
Mauskau 36
I met my boyfriend online, on an MMORPG. Slightly different because it ended up that we went to the same school and didn't know, but we still met online then met up in person. I have plenty of friends I met online and then met in person. Sometimes it helps to be a good judge of character as you will be able to see through fakery and tell if they are what they say they are like in person.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
24, a little further would be helpful. :P
Angio113 10
My fiance and I met each other online. He is funny, sweet, caring, and respectful. Not all the people you meet online are terrible. But caution shiuld be used. Before we EVER even THOUGHT about meeting in person, we would talk on the phone extensively, exchanged photos, wrote letters, and video chatted. Online relationships can be great if done safely.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I know people who met online and are now happily married. The internet dating scene is not just full of perverts. There are a lot of people in it who truly wanna meet someone to be happy with. The key is to be extremely careful as where you meet for the first few times because you can never be too sure of whom the person is on the other side of the screen. As for you OP, I hope your date has still his 2 hands because it looks like they will be the only ones cleaning, cooking and giving him sex for the rest of his life. Looks like he read too much of 50 shades of grey ;-)
guitarbeast 22
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guitarbeast 22
Sorry, disregard that last comment
crymore007 11
if you meet someone online, chances are you found each other by listing personal interests and therefore have a lot in common. Both people are also obviously looking for a relationship at the time, too, so I would think the chances of an online relationship working out (if they can meet irl) is higher than a conventional relationship.
artiststatement 21
So #1, because I met you online I can just assume you're going to be an asshole too?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I met my husband on Xbox Live and have made some great friends through there as well. You just have to weed through the douches.
SettingSun89 5
A lot of online relationships are very successful, actually.
RinaRina 9
Met my Fiancé online :) (No, not a dating site). 6 years ago. And we are still happier then ever.
Harpy20 24
I met my (now) husband online. Not everyone are assholes just because you meet them online. I have more in common with him than I've ever had with ANYONE I have ever met IRL.
israelnotjacob 20
Completely predictable and completely ignorant statement. People meet online and actually have healthy, lasting relationships all the time nowadays. Yeah some fail, but if anything less of those fail than ones started face to face. I met my fiancee online and the first two years of the relationship were mostly long distance. As of 6 days ago we celebrated our 5-year anniversary and are still absolutely crazy about each other (and we've been living together for over 2 years). Yeah if you're dumb about how you handle a relationship started online these things can happen, but that's typically just as much your fault. If you spent a decent amount of time talking to them and getting to know each other before meeting in person you would start to notice if the person was hiding stuff. There are plenty of tells.
the_enigma1019 1
Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.
newbiehere99 6
Eye agree with #2.
JiggaJayZ 16
Agree with #19
Nekogami 14
Not all of us are this abnormally idiotic.
onlychildFTW 34
You know, maybe he said that stuff because OP lied about what she was like so he wanted it to be over. Just a wild thought though.
YoungMisfit 9
He's not even asking that much. It's a fair trade all around
Dashbored 0
Oh, come on! It isn't fair if she has to cook her body! Are you sure you didn't meet Hannibal Lecter online, OP? I know he's a doctor and all but don't let that sway your judgement. :P
pheebs314 17
77- Haha! That's what I was thinking!
mycaleb123 2
Wow that is so true...
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
Thank you.
threer 30
That's a 'traditional' gender role and women generally find people expecting us to act within the standards they set for us to be rude and unacceptable. Go **** yourself because in this day and age, we're all equal.
Leadamp 7
Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody
ohSNAPyall 27
Not an FML. He said it on his first date, so you won't waste time on him but will still have a ridiculous story to tell!
PerfasarusRex 3
Run
mikepzz 27
now.. I know this gets said alot.. but he seems like a real keeper. maybe you should try n get to know people before you go out with them on q date first
happle 21
I don't know about you, but I would never belittle myself by associating with a person like that.
onlychildFTW 34
If you know it gets said a lot, why say it?
SaturnV 25
The purpose of a first date IS to get to know someone better. I doubt that OP would have agreed to go out with this guy if he had shown her this side of himself during their online correspondence.
81808 7
"He seems like a keeper"? He's a f*cking human trafficker!
RedPillSucks 33
But his second point is valid. This is something OP should have had a sense of before going on a date.
Clioo_fml 17
55- she probably thought she knew him well enough to go on one date. She probably never even saw that side of him because he didn't bother showing it until be himself thought the relationship was getting more serious.
KVKdragon 26
People like this really tick me off. We're not bound by stereotypes and we don't need to enforce them either, whatever gender you are and whoever you're talking to >:(
cr3ativity 15
Well, don't marry him. Pass him up, and find another potential husband. But you know, from experience, most people that I meet in real life from online, are totally different than what they portray themselves to be.
cr3ativity 15
If you happened to find by chance my Gaia account, you might read that I am actually 10 years older than what I really am, I love reading Twilight, I own nearly every album that Justin Bieber released, and I think that all these "old bands" copied Glee.
RoboCunnilingus 23
I'm sorry, but what does this even mean?
RoboCunnilingus 23
Well, I'm sure he deserves such obsequiousness. After all, he'll be out all day clubbing saber tooth tigers over the head for dinner.
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah and that's hard work. I can see why this guy needs to date online. With that way of thinking he will never get past the first date.
clueless05 12
Run.
Kiki242 19
I think that was his way of scaring you off.
crammer1 6
I agree...most people can't just say, "I'm not really into you." If he is serious, then he's crazy.
ManInTheMachine 20
Assuming you were on a date, tell him you expect him to die alone in a nursing home wondering why he was such a douche, and you expect him to pay the bill. Then get up and walk out.