Today, I realized why a female colleague keeps asking me if I'm high when I'm not. All I'm thinking when I see her is how glad I am to see her. Dilated pupils, flushed face, stupid grin on my face? I'm not high. I'm in love with her. She's married. Oh, and she wants to be my roommate for a year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
Today, my half-drunk best friend, who I share lot of hobbies with, and love hanging out with, publicly confessed her love for me, and described how her heart burns every time she sees me with my wife, who's my childhood sweetheart, and love of my life. Now I am having to choose between the two. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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TCRII 30
Don’t be her roommate. You will either be miserable, or destroy her marriage.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why does your married colleague want to live with you for a year, instead of her spouse?
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TCRII 30
Don’t be her roommate. You will either be miserable, or destroy her marriage.
tounces7 28
You can't destroy someone's marriage. That's a choice they themselves have to make.
RichardPencil 32
Threesome! You’re welcome.
Jonkbaby 23
sounds like a bad time all around
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why does your married colleague want to live with you for a year, instead of her spouse?
chosha_fml 27
They (as a couple) might be looking to have an extra person living with them to share costs.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Yeah that's just a bad idea say no best case scenario you hook up she leaves her husband and you wonder while dating if she will do the same to you. Trust I had same situation fell for a women who was a friend and married. Hooked up she left her husband moved in with me turned into a total nightmare. Karma came back at me for breaking up a marriage. RUN RUN RUN
tounces7 28
Why does she want to be you roommate...?
MidnaLink 35
Possibly share costs, like another person said.
Sonotsuave 37
Nope nope nope. Don’t get involved especially if you have that strong feelings for her. Tell her you’d love to but are not able to and then make up some excuse. Then keep her as a distant friend
Razell 13
Don't do it dude. Don't torment yourself like that.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Don't shit where you eat brother. Unless she is in an open relationship and polyamorous.
Fr8 3
I feels it's a tough situation kinda going through the same thing