Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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Top comments
thedhanjal 10
Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?
babelini 12
Isn't it birthday SUIT?
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thedhanjal 10
Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?
gntfmlingnow 12
Or she's like Mother Teresa's corpse..,
dre_bro11 12
Prove them wrong OP!
You_Need_Soap 6
I am Mother Teresa and I approve this message.
theTrollGuy 7
I gave you what was best fit for you... and a bit trolling for me. U mad?
superficialheart 11
Sew mad?
FarSide 23
It's all part of showbiz...
evamusical 12
Yes indeed, if you're a dancer being extremely sexy is important in a lot of choreograpics!
Melvar_10 3
You're sexy and you know it.....
conan13_fml 0
Or, you don't act like your hot and sexy and are more reserved, so he is having u be sexy...
DoubleDose 0
Clap your hands
saIty 17
Just strut in your birthday loose, and let everything hang loose.
crazykidd15 0
lulz
babelini 12
Isn't it birthday SUIT?
fluorescentadole_fml 8
lol! dumbass Bruno mars fans
saIty 17
Oh penguins. I didn't even realize that. I hate when I'm thinking ahead when I'm typing/writing.
BlondeBubbles 6
stupid ass
saIty 17
Wow 56 way to make fun of my Donkey or my butt. Go play in traffic, chicken fart.
jcg3456 16
I like this.
Savra_fml 17
Try to prove the instructor wrong then.
emag_eht 18
Sexy, beautiful, and cute aren't the same exact thing. The all refer to having a good appearance, but if you're not sexy then maybe you're just cute?
babyyappld 7
perhaps OP is very shy and self-conscious. the dance instructor probably wanted to come out of her shell
zombicidal 11
no boner slaying is the opposite of extremely sexy
ohSNAPyall 27
I think "hideous" is a better antonym for "beautiful." How about "repulsive"? "Dick-wilting"? "Nipple-deflating"?
whited666 0
They were just hitting on you, haha, dint worry! It's like a kindergartener when he picks on a girl, it means he likes you xD
TylerOMFG 7
Lol at OP's name. But, I'm sure you are beautiful. Just prove them wrong
Buttsexpirate 9
Get down with your bad self girl! Show them what you workin with!
NEEPLES 7
Well if you're actually going to be an actor you're going to have to know how to play every part. Go get em tiger.
booiloveeyou 0
they are probably just jelous ;)
noel_ani 0
It's okay. I have trouble being "sexy" in dance class too! It doesn't mean you're unsexy outside of the studio. We all have our ways that we like to dance(:
jizzwold 21
I disagree with your second sentence.