Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my phone randomly stopped working and I have three phone interviews. FML
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
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inface2b 0
What is wrong with you people? Ive had one phone and its never broken
bumg6186 3
I agree with #9. It's called responsibility people.
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Comments (68)
ejvlols 0
HAHA that sucks
Darth_Draco 0
I bet your phone service store loves you.
rawr_says_dino12 0
that is THE worst tat in the history of tats!
ahti546 11
phone-YDI
SokDek 14
phone-Fail
luller 0
Then who was Phone????
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Looks like OP and #2 need to start looking after their shit a bit better.
CallMeKool 0
You deserved that..
aatomkins 0
in the last 18 months I've lost 3 phones 1. In the toilet 2. Screen failed 3. Bounced on my bed and just smashed, its a freekin bed for god sake! All of these have been the only Sony Erricsons I've ever owned.
Jbiebs82 0
I had this problem but it was 1: Toilet 2: it fell off the counter 3: bounced off my bed, out of the window and fell into the pool.
ZleveL 0
1.) dust inside/ horrible call quality 2.) a.) screen broke/ played all audio through headphone Jack even if they weren't in 2.) b.) fell down the stairs twice/ fell at poolside and broke in half, splash fom pool went on it, outdoor pool so when it rained it got in side since it was in half. All in the same day 3.) yet to fail
ZleveL 0
also 2.) c.) lost my temper and threw it at the wall, it was a slider so I grabbed the bottem piece and the top and pulled them apart
chickinova 13
ok this has happened to my one friend: 1. dropped it in the veld/park and never found it cuz it was off 2. dropped it on the road and a car rode over it 3.(ok i admit it totaly my fault) i hit her fone with a stick trying to break the stick and to me: 1. also lost my fone in the same veld 2. the same friend sat on my fone and the screen broke (how the hell that happened i dont know...)
birdy738 2
*phone
orangasm 0
In the last month alone, I have gone through 6 phones. first, I threw against the wall. (yes that was my fault) I am now on my fifth venus though. the fourth was stolen and the first three errored, simply because I downloaded msn.
maxter1 0
God get over it
inface2b 0
What is wrong with you people? Ive had one phone and its never broken
PimpdaddyCJT 13
same here I got my phone over two years ago upgrading nex month though
LaL26 4
so that might mean you got no friends so you never use it ^^
kawaiixalice 15
It means he's responsible and understands the value of money. ;]
stevenJB 25
I agree. I've had the same phone for 3yrs and still works perfectly fine. It's not hard to keep it close and put it in a safe place when not using it. :p
hunteredmundson 17
One phone for three years?! And one phone total? What are we back in the 90s?
bumg6186 3
I agree with #9. It's called responsibility people.
Hoopachi 19
Nokia's don't count
soccerboy101 0
Irresponsibility!!!!! Take care of your stuff ppl!!!!