Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, It took me over 3 hours to cut out little letters for an event I'm putting on. It took the wind less than a second to blow them all over campus. FML
Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
That must not have been a very solid model house. FYL though.
takeapieandrun 9
Yeah... maybe you should have taken that into consideration.
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takeapieandrun 9
Yeah... maybe you should have taken that into consideration.
MCRUsedTheFate 0
ironic how the most tortuous shit happens, isn't it?
iSitt 0
ydi for not understanding wind forces and contingency plans as an architecture student
ygdrassil 17
You would think that, as an architecture student, you would know how to build a more solid house.
runepop 0
yuor neighbour has a garden?!?!?!?! DAMN!! go play, have fun kid.
Doortje 30
That must not have been a very solid model house. FYL though.
hellblade36 0
): aw... hold onto it tightly next time
Sirin_fml 47
It's not caps-lock day...
kitty5399 0
Why didn't you hold onto it better? If you had OP all of this would have been avoided. Hopefully your teacher will give you an extension. Good luck.
lookiehere123 0
I know this is going to sound retarded but what the hell does OP stand for??
cartoonboy 26
Original Poster
Bishop181 0
now you know how at least one of the three little pigs felt
imcharp 5
hahahahaha good one
abramsob 0
ahaha
whoisthisgirl 4
that's unfortunate...
amerwin 3
"It needs to be at least.... three times bigger than this! How are the kids going to learn to read if they can't even fit inside of the building!?"
blcarter81 0
what is this? a school for ants?
schwiggidy 0
you can just deralick my balls.
SweetieLish 0
thank you. that just made my night. :)
rockyraccoon28 8
awesome.
letslivelife 0
I would hope u had pics of the project; also this help u consider other possibilities next time; hope u r allowed to do it again
RosiePatosie 0
that's horrible..sorry.
Cutlesnap 4
I just want to give you a great big hug!