Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Top comments
zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
worldclassrager 41
Well either he never had sex education or didn't pay attention in health class
OlChickenBeard 16
Is he homeschooled?
fantasyworld 39
Was he homeschooled?
Kmhall94 10
you're not alone. I had an ex think a "pee hole" and a "period hole" were the same. he asked me how I peed while on my period. he is 23
kenyrabit 25
Well, just because the rollercoaster's broken, doesn't mean you close the whole amusement park...The log ride's open. - Though he should familiarize himself with the park and how it works. If he doesn't pay attention, he's definately facing a # of illegitimate children. Another part of his lesson is sympathizing with a list of discomforts...What his mother never had a "tough week"?
shannon2348 14
I find it extremely hard to believe that at the age of 20 he hasnt seen, read, or heard something about periods. This is ridiculous. ydi