Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
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harviss12 8
What were u wearing then...
EwanSmith 2
lawngerie...
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harviss12 8
What were u wearing then...
shireeniee 8
Crotchless underwear.
saIty 17
A newspaper to cover the goods.
TurdTickler4eva 0
Saggy butt granny panties, my favorite
rawrkittyrawr 6
Lol I'm imagining your neighbors actually helping
Keyman1212 14
THE SKIN OF THE LAST DOG WHO PULLED SHIT LIKE THIS...
you_freak 7
#1 - Dirty underwear ...
asmb100 27
I would help. It's called not being rude by standing by and laughing. Besides, would you rather chase a dog around by yourself to get your underwear, or get it done in half the time with two people.
MusicLover369 4
Not clean anymore.
eviIpotato 0
Wow... Beat me to it!
NomOnShroomz 14
Beat your mom to it last night.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Nope. Just Chuck Testa.
Zareen 0
The dog had to run outside...
kaprookie 3
Reminds me of something I saw in Mexico....
Jiplo 18
dont wanna know
DAyBriGHTEneR 0
dude, your pic is disgusting!!!!!! blech
Buttsexpirate 9
Lol I just imagine Benny hill music playing in the background. Arghhh!
perdix 31
It's called "Yakkity Sax" by Boots Randolph. If you are an amateur filmmaker, you need to have a copy on hand to spice up your projects. I use it for all my amateur **** loops. ;)
rattusrattus 19
Yakkity Sax ****. I hope you synced up the thrusting to the music.
KiddNYC1O 22
I read your comment with the voice of the pirate from Spongebob lol.
saIty 17
It's too late, your underwear is probably torn and wet from your dog. I suggest going to K-mart and buying some Power Ranger undies.
Jrefinne 7
Or go back inside and do some laundry.
iam_yummylicious 12
Wow Jreffine... The amount of common sense you possess massive. Seriously OP do some laundry. Much less difficult than idiotically chasing your dog around. Probably could have been done by the time you were finished doing that and QQing to the world.
crlyab1997 4
Dinkleburg.....
EwanSmith 2
lawngerie...
jweezy89 4
Shameless. Just shameless...
iliketurdles 7
Yet still eloquently funny. You get 20 internetz for originality.
Hamcons 1
Awesome comment.
CryMoreFMLs 15
But you lose "internetz" for using said word. Damnit, so do I.
Palirose 22
You're better off going commando for a day. ;)
iFizzgig 11
Film it, send it in to afv. Make enough to buy over a thousand pairs of underwear. Your welcome.
419 0
You're*
Yorih 19
The neighbours got to the filming before he could ;)
DropBearHunter 8
Easily fixed. Get the hose on to the dog, so it knows that eating undies is bad... Then turn the hose on the neighbours, so they know laughing at you is bad.
CrazyManNo9 29
FTW!!!!
Blueglasscup 18
At least you weren't naked? :D
NomOnShroomz 14
And you know that how?
thatsphuckedsoba 0
Yes they were