Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Top comments
zuriyahe 0
Oh. No sex while the woman is on her period? Well, it never stopped me...
softballG 0
you shouldn't feel embarassed for telling him. he should be embarassed for not knowing what a period is.
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Comments (246)
robbieboy12345 0
the best time 2 do it is when the chicks on her period ... my gf loves it
xBl4ck0ut 0
Still in 13 m kno how to avoid girls on thier period
e_stone_85 3
If he is 20 but does not know how the female anatomy works then he is not mature enough to be sexually active.
jaytee1994 9
Haha
rajput 17
it actually helps ease cramps to have sex during your period. you just have to get over the fact that its nasty.
graceinsheepwear 34
Why can't anything happen? For some women, that is a very responsive time. When you get into a committed mature relationship, you and your partner hopefully won't freak about a little blood. It's just another body fluid.
aubreybradt 9
Well..if you think "nothing can happen during that time" then FYL.
BvbArmy_0 18
Real men sail the red sea
JudgeComrade 17
Reproduction certificate revoked.
prncsjnlca 10
You're in your 20s and "embarrassed" to tell your bf you're on your period? Sounds like you both have the same maturity level.