Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my girlfriend cheated on me, and for the second time in two days. She has now cheated a total of 7 times in the space of 6 months. FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me with more guys than I can count on one hand. I'm not sure what's worse, realizing this only after she's moved in, realizing two of the guys were my close friends, or realizing I'd given up my dream career for this. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
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Top comments
Thaylok 17
This looks like a good time to find a new girlfriend. Also, get checked for STI's. Totally sux that you are being treated like that.
Wadlaen 24
Seems like it's time to get rid of hypocritical girlfriend and try to find a loyal one. And I'm very sorry that she did this, despite her better knowledge!
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Thaylok 17
This looks like a good time to find a new girlfriend. Also, get checked for STI's. Totally sux that you are being treated like that.
Wadlaen 24
Seems like it's time to get rid of hypocritical girlfriend and try to find a loyal one. And I'm very sorry that she did this, despite her better knowledge!
Skirmish101 8
Yeah, it's funny how women say that, but then do that shit. She told me she dont lie and I'm a gullible idiot for thinking she was being honest with me and so I was being honest too, except everything to her is a lie. I think god hates me. FML. Why do I have to suffer from other men's past behaviors and I just get the shit end of the stick of everything. **** my feeling.